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[β]PaPaKAPture 77 points78 points79 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
take em swimming on the first date.
[β]OPKatakuri 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Better yet: don't date. You do you though.
[β]Chaos1990 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Waterproof makeup exists, sadly.
[β]PaPaKAPture 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Invented by a man, surely.
[β]NohoTwoPointOh 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For some of the war paint. And that's only as long as you don't fuck with it.
A majority of their little tricks don't hold up to the Great Purifier. When wioes water from her eyes, she'll smudge something. That, or the wig floats away.
[β]Belters_united 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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I'm melting!
[β]The-Wizard-of-Oz- 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Genius. This guy gets it.
[β]Bitcoin_Bastard 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True story i was dating this hot young mid twenties Indo bird...she was obsessed with makeup which I never gave much thought.
Anyway one day we went swimming and holy shit she went from an 8 to a 4 - piggy little raisin eyes, plain Jane face - it was literally a Asian girl before and after make up meme video (which hadn't come out then - so I had no idea how skilled some of these girls are at covering up their flaws)
[β]NohoTwoPointOh 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And order candy apples!
[β]1AureaAurora1 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm MELTING!!!....MELTING!!!
[β]corytrevor710 53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Iβm just going to consider every female with make up and perfect teeth looks like that underneath.
[β]adam1260 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy gets it
[β]Deep-Lingonberry8548 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You won't be wrong
[β]Evil_Cat0000 36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's a spell called deception, and it's their greatest weapon.
[β]GlibSlob 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
*only
[β]Evil_Cat0000 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, they don't seem to bring anything into relationships other than their looks.
[β]cliffbot 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's catfishing.
[β]NameWithHeldZX -4 points-3 points-2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not in the true sense, where is someone completely different, like Larry in the mother's basement pretending to be Sally the freely perky chick.
[β]pinewoodpine 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's one of the Four Great Evil Arts of Asia, the Art of Makeup originating from Japan.
FYI, the other three are the Art of Sex-Change (Thailand), the Art of Plastic Surgery (S.Korea), and the Art of Photoshop (China.)
Those who think that Asia is a safe haven, beware.
(This is obviously satire so, you know. This is also a popular meme among Asians, but mostly in the Chinese-speaking communities)
[β]geocitiesuser 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is 90% or more of women though, and part of why it drives me insane that they act so stuck up and cunty.
I had a college years crush I hooked up with and she spent the night, and I saw her without make up for the first time.... she want from a 7, to a little male goblin looking thing....
[β]bigfatincel 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still probably gives head like a house on fire! Just double bag it.
[β]TheOddYehudi919 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She takes pride in this.
[β]Hellsing_ftw 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The deception level in this pic is lvl-99999 πΉ.
[β]jw20401 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me sick. I canβt use reddit while eating.
[β]AccomplishedAndHappy 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
False advertising.
[β]ObeseTurkey 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is this shit legit, wtf am I seeing.
[β]mark2398 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, it's legit. She is 36 years old and has four kids. She has around one million followers on Tik Tok. Honestly, I can't hate on her too much because she is trying to erase the negative stigma of having false teeth. She also gives away cosmetics and offers make up tips for people with bad skin. If she can stay married and fight off the female hypergamous nature then good for her. I'm all for people embracing self improvement. Just don't think you are better than other people just because you have lucky genetics or if you are an artist with makeup.
It's not her genes or her age that people are complaining about, that's not her fault, it the power of makeup as she demonstrates here.
If she can do it, so can any woman you meet on the street
[β]nsfcom 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is why I have trust issues ..
[β]Legs2Big_1 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
βI deserve a real man who accepts the fact that I am a full time 304 and NO hookups!β - π€°
[β]redditradishman 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everything about them is an illusion.
If literally they're plastic and makeup, why would I not just stick with a doll or a waifu? Same result and less headache.
[β]onearmedmonkey 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
[β]rich_man_88 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To the carwash it is then. The ol powerwash will do the trick
[β]alphastrike212 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nails don't lie
[β]Putrid-Beyond-2494 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She literally looks like the crypt keeper, and that dude has an excuse of being a dead rotting corpse re-animated back to life
[β]Radiant_Cup3809 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Illusion 100
[β]bestbegreat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Clinical trials prove that the chemicals in make up stay in the body forever and leads to cancers. So have at it ladies, if vanity is worth your life then so be it.
[β]Okayokayokay9999 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine the cries of rape, if men could do this.
[β]autonomousfailure 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is she a meth-head?
[β]BuildItMakeIt 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit. I would sue for fraud. Takeaway: don't date women that use make-up, period.
[β]mswilso 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TIL Geddy Lee is female... /thingsyoucantunsee
[β]drmangrum 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a man did shit like that here be sued for fraud.
[β]OnlyATreeNothinToSee 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its called makeup and the reason why I dont trust woman when they call themselfs pretty I always ask them how much they spend on "self-care" a month... if the answer is above 50 bucks its most of the time I a bad trade
[β]DavidNipondeCarlos 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Removable teeth.
[β]thehedgehawg 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hear tell gum-jobs are incredible...
[β]IcicleMutt 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its called technology. And men built it.
[β]YrWoMeNthISWay -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's fucking terrifying but lets be honest we don't give a shit about how she really looks, only on how she looks when she's spread eagle on the bed
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