Morty; "Uh Rick? Rick? I- I think you'd better s- see this!"
Rick; "(groans) This again? Morty, I keep telling you to not worry about crap like this."
Morty; "Huh? Wh-what do you mean? This seems pretty bad for us you know? I mean, th- there kinda trying to pull the plug on us."
Rick; "Oh really Morty? Really? When's the last time you watched an R rated movie?"
Morty; "Um, well I-"
Rick; "Or an X-rated one? Y-you know that you're not ex*-belch-*actly doing what people would call 'family friendly' bullshit? I mean, take a look at our show, Morty! It's filled with all sorts of crazy shit. Y-you think I ha-belch-ven't seen this before?"
Morty; "Yeah, but-"
Rick; "Morty, trust me! This crap is just to pander to some whiney babies who can't fathom what we do, and what we're about! In a week's time; there're gonna be all over the next big issue. Wh-what month is it? Oh yeah, give it a few weeks, they'll be all over the mid-terms, while we are up to our elbows in ice cream."
Morty; "Huh, yeah... I guess. Suppose you're right, Rick."
Rick; "Well duh! Now stop being a little b-tch Morty, let's get back to it."
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Morty; "Uh Rick? Rick? I- I think you'd better s- see this!"
Rick; "(groans) This again? Morty, I keep telling you to not worry about crap like this."
Morty; "Huh? Wh-what do you mean? This seems pretty bad for us you know? I mean, th- there kinda trying to pull the plug on us."
Rick; "Oh really Morty? Really? When's the last time you watched an R rated movie?"
Morty; "Um, well I-"
Rick; "Or an X-rated one? Y-you know that you're not ex*-belch-*actly doing what people would call 'family friendly' bullshit? I mean, take a look at our show, Morty! It's filled with all sorts of crazy shit. Y-you think I ha-belch-ven't seen this before?"
Morty; "Yeah, but-"
Rick; "Morty, trust me! This crap is just to pander to some whiney babies who can't fathom what we do, and what we're about! In a week's time; there're gonna be all over the next big issue. Wh-what month is it? Oh yeah, give it a few weeks, they'll be all over the mid-terms, while we are up to our elbows in ice cream."
Morty; "Huh, yeah... I guess. Suppose you're right, Rick."
Rick; "Well duh! Now stop being a little b-tch Morty, let's get back to it."
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