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Fakeup should be banned
[–]spoderman61645 points46 points47 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You'd probably gouge your eyes out if you saw what some of them really look like.
[–]Mytriptorussia20182 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ow, painful metaphor.
[–]NickTesla201858 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Throw her a bone. Woof!
[–]Rdrums3142 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I can picture her as a Skyrim Orc with a hefty battleaxe.
[–]alcoholmyopia 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No lollygaggin’.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one bests an orc!
[–]Mytriptorussia20181 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]Lucius_Faust46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
One of the oldest dating advice. Take her to a swimming pool for a first date. You will see her true face without make up and if she won't swim, you can assume her true face.
[–]HonestGamingTroll22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Additionally, If it doesn't work out she can be left there.
[–]ImLivingProofItWorks17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well for starters, if shes big I'm not going on a date with her in the first place, let alone take her to the pool and see that cross specimen!
Cross specimen, maybe cross race?
[–]NohoTwoPointOh13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Sage advice given to me by my own forebears.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant, water is the best interrogator.
[–]Mytriptorussia20180 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Sage?
[–]NohoTwoPointOh1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
да. Sage.
[–]Mytriptorussia20180 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only read the word sage in yellow anime.
[–]Mytriptorussia20180 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Откуда и зачем используешь кириллицу?
[–]NohoTwoPointOh1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It seemed appropriate. You ask many questions around the english language.
The Internet is a friend to both of us.
Makes sense. Does my usertag give it away?
[–]Reborn25689 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It no longer works, there´s waterproof make up already
[–]Lucius_Faust3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit true...well, when throwing coconut or olive oil on her face is out of option. Then maybe there are some apps that removes make up from photo. Technology is only option now.
You can always hope that she didn't have money or credit for this 45 $ foundation or 30 $ eyeliner - yep these are recent prices of "best" products from Cosmo (article from 26 march 2020).
Link - https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/a8977017/best-waterproof-makeup-products/
[–]Rottinghere29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She looks like the type of woman that would beat up a small child for a 20-piece order of McNuggets.
[–]DKN31 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She Would beat up Bigfoot for those McNuggets
[–]These-arent-my-pants20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shrek really let himself go.
[–]DannyTTT5513 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Slay
[–]NohoTwoPointOh0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
..the quarterback when she gets her arms around him for the sack.
[–]Tellnone2512 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This type of stuff always make laugh.
In the end these girls just wear a mask and cosplay as a "pretty girl"
[–]Jim2g6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If they put that effort in a canvas, girls could be great artists
[–]KiloVelo4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rancid bitch.
[–]Allpurposebees4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not a woman lol
[–]Frankbond123bond4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
or pull a dumb face
[–]gtowerthrowaway2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't that Hugo Reyes from Lost?
[–]Notlikeotherguys2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's Thulsa Doom from Conan!
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So after all these years, they've finally captured the Sasquatch.
Amazing.
[–]Kentaro0092 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rare cave etching of Cro-Magnon woman, right after discovering fire *circa 45,000 B.C*
[–]-Fender-2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not quite. She's still wearing makeup.
[–]_MCMXCVI_2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Ooga Booga, me get arrested" lookin' ass bitch. All she needs is a unibrow and you've got a cavewoman.
[–]Kentaro0090 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Notice the furrowed brows, the eyes looking in to the distance to check for predators.
The warrior's mane which is only cut when defeated in battle, and that masculine jaw line.
This would be a revered figure in an ancient tribe.
Perhaps a bodyguard to the tribe chieftain.
[–]antifeminist31 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It didn't know it was that bad until a story on r/MGTOW of a guy who agreed to a date with a woman. Her picture on the internet was slim, in person she was fat and looked like a different person.
He refused the date, telling her that she deceived him. Yes, she was upset. Obviously, women are entitled to deceive men.
[–]Nearest_Exit_1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
put "an" Filter
[–]thebabylonbull1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Dude looks like a lady!" - Aerosmith
[–]oceansarevast1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was young we had this cartoon....Captain Caveman. With all the reruns going with women as the main character....this must be Feminist Cavewamyn.
[–]klajditoci1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wtf
damn guys its looks like we are in a Scooby-Doo movie...
[–]Treeclimber40 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I saw her in Lilo and Stitch.
Haha
[–]PotentialBattle0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not a woman, that's a MAAAAAAAANNNNN, BABY!
- Austin Powers
[–]sebastian08010 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
monkey
[–]kikomarinko0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Harambe
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Fakeup should be banned
[–]spoderman61645 points46 points47 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Mytriptorussia20182 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NickTesla201858 points59 points60 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]Rdrums3142 points43 points44 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]alcoholmyopia 17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Lucius_Faust46 points47 points48 points (12 children) | Copy Link
[–]HonestGamingTroll22 points23 points24 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]ImLivingProofItWorks17 points18 points19 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Mytriptorussia20181 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NohoTwoPointOh13 points14 points15 points (6 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Reborn25689 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Rottinghere29 points30 points31 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]These-arent-my-pants20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DannyTTT5513 points14 points15 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Tellnone2512 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Jim2g6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]KiloVelo4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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