Which one causes more damage?

isactuallyspiderman · 2019-07-05T15:13:19+00:00

I’d rather have a crocodile clamp down on my leg and pit bull shake that shit before I ever get married again

_JackieBoy_ · 2019-07-05T15:54:03+00:00

Poor croc is probably getting an earful about some dumb shit too

acp_rdit · 2019-07-05T15:17:56+00:00

That’s an alligator

RealBiggly · 2019-07-05T17:08:08+00:00

I once snuggled up to a full-size tiger. Was a bit nerve-wracking but hey, I checked the Internet and only a few stories of attacks on tourists doing such things, yet they open daily, so relatively safe.

But tigers are smart, trainable, capable of developing affection, even obedience etc. That thing is a fucking reptile, with no upper brain or rationalizing.

Fuck, I'm not sure if I'm talking about the thot or the gator (notacroc)

DarkNights292 · 2019-07-05T17:45:15+00:00

We should stop referring to women as dangerous, that only feeds their ego. Women are pathetic and stupid, and only ”dangerous” if you give her control over yourself

FFS_JUSTLETMEJOIN · 2019-07-05T15:47:30+00:00

The snake next to the crocodile causes more damage.

[deleted] · 2019-07-05T20:18:26+00:00

Get that alligator out of there before she accuses him of sexual assault.

filledwithawesomness · 2019-07-05T18:24:53+00:00

A crocodile is more predictable than a woman lmao, that's a fact

kingpfthejungle · 2019-07-05T16:57:55+00:00

If she’s not afraid of an alligator then there’s no telling what diabolical sh*t she’s capable of.

lynchhh21 · 2019-07-05T17:36:35+00:00

Someone get this beautiful being of nature away from that gastly thot.

bigsmellytoe · 2019-07-05T17:42:34+00:00

Fake. Women can't be quiet. xd Get your facts straight, brother.

nickdaawesomeone · 2019-07-05T19:58:48+00:00

Ones a quick death.

erise90 · 2019-07-05T17:19:32+00:00

I’d cuddle that Gator anytime! It wouldn’t hurt fellow reptile would it?

castlefrankie · 2019-07-05T18:22:36+00:00

If you want to lose half of what you own, have fun with her. Follow up with the croc.

GNOK-GNIK · 2019-07-06T01:47:12+00:00

I’d rather trust my finances with a crocodile than a woman

[deleted] · 2019-07-05T17:20:24+00:00

Id rather fight the alligator anyday!

danni594 · 2019-07-05T19:07:50+00:00

Is this about humans or women?

abbefaria89 · 2019-07-06T01:47:18+00:00

If that woman married the crocodile, it would be to get the crodile leather handbags I'm sure.

bamabeatsny · 2019-07-05T16:17:07+00:00

THIS is nuts. She is nuts.

AutoProblematic · 2019-07-05T18:02:59+00:00

At least with the alligator it would all be over in a few minutes...

HierEncore · 2019-07-05T20:35:54+00:00

Sometime in the past couple decades, the genders went from working together to working against each other. The greatest anti-human change in history. Turned all of us into slaves competing against each other instead of working together and making life better/easier for the common human.

This is where the failure started.

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-07-05T20:50:42+00:00

Unfortunately that crocodile is being eyed as a new bag or some other ridiculous fashion piece by the creature

nosoupforyou · 2019-07-05T20:38:30+00:00

What if it's a female crocodile (or alligator)?

keithrockz · 2019-07-05T22:20:08+00:00

She wants to turn him into a purse

Jabronskyi · 2019-07-05T22:24:29+00:00

Wait. Isn't she one of the Irwins?

sexualitaet · 2019-07-05T22:39:32+00:00

True, those fucking humans...

Rafique678 · 2019-07-05T23:22:18+00:00

Well said

BLOOD_PALADIN · 2019-07-05T23:30:40+00:00

A crocodile and a snake, guess reptiles get along each other

tony967 · 2019-07-06T00:46:31+00:00

The Croc is going to be accused of Fake Rape real soon.

GTFonMF · 2019-07-06T00:56:55+00:00

Great tits though.

Scipio_Amer1canus · 2019-07-06T01:31:09+00:00

I see one cold-blooded animal being drawn to another....

Tacarmato · 2019-07-06T15:48:11+00:00

"That's a lot of damage"

Johanneds · 2019-07-06T21:50:30+00:00

Haha get it xd women are animals xdxd

[deleted] · 2019-07-05T18:31:11+00:00

I wonder which beast eats more men.

allgood20991 · 2019-07-07T04:30:19+00:00

is that the cunt daughter from the sopranos?

MadMich · 2019-07-06T08:44:35+00:00

You guys are fucking pathetic

kurtu5 · 2019-07-05T19:55:53+00:00

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anonymaccount666 · 2019-07-05T21:20:42+00:00

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novhaku · 2019-07-05T18:06:34+00:00

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Title	Which one causes more damage?
Author	SidgeBlueCollars
Upvotes	1063
Comments	90
Date	July 5, 2019 3:08 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/c9h0ss/which_one_causes_more_damage/
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