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[–]CiceroVoltaire179 points180 points181 points 7 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
well at least the dude's clothes are wet so more difficult to catch fire. ;)
in the USA, she'd be firefighter of the year somewhere! lol
[–]gofndn122 points123 points124 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Voluntary firefighter here. Wet clothing is heavier and more difficult to move. Also water in the clothes gets heated by the flames and makes you sweat like a ballsack on a hot summer day. Not cool
[–]CiceroVoltaire42 points43 points44 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I was attempting to make a joke based on the video. ;)
not being a firefighter. Thanks for the info!
[–]gofndn50 points51 points52 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was not trying to critisize you bro, just wanted to point out she was not only not helping in any way but actually making the situation worse.
[–]CiceroVoltaire21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cheers!
[–]1st10Amendments6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cook here. Few burns are worse to me that a steam burn. They penetrate and hurt every time they’re near anything even remotely warm.
[–]oscvvvr1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also cook here, first of all fuck wet oven mitts, my first burn at work was because some idiot dropped my mitts in some water and threw them back on my table. Went to pull out my spit from the rotisserie oven and that’s when the shit hit the fan. I’ve been burnt before but nothing like this. I Dropped all my chicken in front of one of the owners. One of the chickens fell into the oil pan and splattered into the open flame. Nearly set the entire restaurant on fire.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Good job! It's the effort that counts, not the result! Don't let the haters get to you!"
[–]Jaewok8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I worked a fast food place with a manager who used to be a firefighter. She bragged about the time she heroicly ran into a burning house without her equipment on, and had to be rescued by her fellow firefighters. I didnt bother asking why she wasnt a firefighter anymore.
[–]scaur0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she heroicly ran into a burning house without her equipment on, and had to be rescued by her fellow firefighters.
Probably why =D
[–]CiceroVoltaire0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Surprised they didn't promote her /s
[–]MarcusAurileus707 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You mean appointed as a brigade commander.
[–]CiceroVoltaire2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol. sad but true!
[–]corJoe5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The video won't load for me so can't see what's happening, but wetting FFEs which are insulated to keep heat off you can be a bad thing. Just like wearing soggy clothes in the cold, water terribly reduces the insulating properties of what you're wearing. They are also fairly heavy, and I don't want to imagine what they would weigh soaked with water.
[–]CiceroVoltaire-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
thanks for the info. I was attempting to make a joke based on the video, why I added the ;) to my comment.
[–]corJoe0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No problem, got the joke. It just brought me back to when I was fighting fires and thought I'd share some trivia.
[–]NVCowboy70 points71 points72 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My ex would wail “I’m helping!” whenever she’d screw something up that I was doing.
Feels over reality.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Same. Ever tried to have a woman hold a flashlight for you?
[–]NVCowboy10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I first read that as “Ever tried to have a woman hold a fleshlight for you?” . Ha!
[–]AndyJN166 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a pretty alpha move
[–]MigrainesRcontagious53 points54 points55 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He should have turned the hose on her. Begone useless thot!
[–]Im_a_CNN_Expert5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That would have been assault. He's lucky if he gets away with that violent stare of patriarchal disapproval.
[–]supermario21839 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What did you expect? Women are children, treat them as such.
[–]Jabronskyi35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Feminism in a nutshell
[–]VadeRetroLupa5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No it’s not even that useful.
[–]MRT92226 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's so brave! You go girl!
[–]4everaloneinlife1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The bitch knew what she was doing.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. She didn't even aim at the house but square on him. She knew she would just have to scream "I WANT TO HELP!"
[–]Dls9540514 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why are women so out of touch with the physical world and their own capabilities? Can you imagine a grown man doing the same thing as she does in this gif?
[–]john212328 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only on purpose to be a jerk.
[–]Nevaloud13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha that's hilarious either way
[–]cbr900rr199612 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TEH FUTuRE IS FEMAL3
[–]UncannyMachina9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/therewasanattempt
[–]hahahihi12349 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Has this bitch never thrown an object in her whole life ... lmao
[–]MarcusAurileus705 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give her a bravery award .... Time Magazine “Woman of the Year”.... lead role in a remake of Backdraft... her own statue out front of Wall Street.
Fuck me. The video sums up the state of the world.
[–]TheAnarxoCapitalist4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just had a stroke
[–]roxon894 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That one at least made a modicum of effort, absurd as it was. Most women would just stand on the side of the curb and watch.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look closely. She did it to hinder the efforts and attack someone. Make no mistake, she'll scream "I just want to help" like a fucking child.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guarantee you she did this on purpose. With her simple childlike mind, she did it just to say "I WANT TO HELP!" in the most base and hypocrital voice.
Remember the average modern woman has the mentality of a 10 years old.
[–]Malbek6043 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
stop.. i'm fucking dying over here laughing so hard :D
[–]john212322 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She really thought she could 1. Reach the 2nd story window and 2. Have an effect on a fire than large with that small amount of water. Either that, or she’s just a jerk.
[–]ShadowsweeperX3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That stupid bitch...
[–]gregg222473 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me burst out laughing
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Woman: I’m helping!
[–]deepspace72 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Strength has no gender!
[–]Psychedelic-soup2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How dense do you have to be to think you can even toss a bucket of water that far?
[–]IntegrableEngineer1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well she failed but now that guy have wet clothes and that's very good. Anyway this fire is certainly not under control no matter what she or he will do.
[–]MarcusAurileus701 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What?
[–]FirmFirefighter1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why we need more films with women as super heroes so that art mirrors life!
[–]KuonRad1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
12th level intellect
[–]krkpatrck1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is like I set that fire. That man rejected my fat ugly ass. Don't you dare put it out.
[–]VadeRetroLupa1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks a lot hun. Now go make yourself useful and make the guys some sandwiches.
[–]CyanHakeChill1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why most women do not become good engineers!
[–]Morb3570 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classic
[–]RegiusGeralt0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You hit the wrong target woman.
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