After Divorce, Jeff Bezos May No Longer Be the World's Richest Man

hottake_toothache · 2019-01-09T17:56:15+00:00

He accomplished the impossible; she watched. She gets half.

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2019-01-09T17:45:50+00:00

Half of a giant fuckton of money is till a giant fuckton of money

I don't think Jeff will be that bad off.

That being said, I kind of feel sorry for any line workers or managers at Amazon, because they're now about to get their balls put into a vice to find ways to make ever increasing more amounts of cash to make up for the half of it he no longer has.

AliBarakat · 2019-01-09T21:28:15+00:00

If Jeff has so much money, then doesn't that mean that he can get the best lawyers and so his ex wife will get less than half his wealth?

Or are we that far gone, that not even money can save you anymore.

TheSud007 · 2019-01-10T00:19:09+00:00

They say - "why don't you want to get married" Me - points at article and laughs

MadPreacher1AD · 2019-01-09T17:53:56+00:00

I don't feel bad for the biggest slave owner in modern history get taken to the cleaners. Maybe it will humble him to start treating his employees like people and not slaves.

freemiumxxx · 2019-01-10T19:39:04+00:00

I think half is absurd.

However, she married the guy before he was rich, she had 4 kids with him, and they lived cheaply when Amazon first started to take off. She even was Amazon staff for a while.

So she isnt some classic gold-digger. She was there through the ups and downs.

Now from what I read, he cheated on her? Dont know if that is true, but if it is, then I'm less sympathetic for him.

But like I said, half is way too much. He would eaisly set her up for life, and she should be happy for that.

But seriously, dont get married, future Jeff Bezoses out there.

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2019-01-09T23:43:59+00:00

He did all the work, the bitch gets half. Fuck this gay Earth.

Taguroizumo · 2019-01-09T17:45:47+00:00

I have no issue seeing jeff bezos lose his money.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-01-09T19:41:24+00:00

Isn’t it amazing how her 6 ft requirement was dropped? Lol, women really are all gold diggers.

wine_vs_milk · 2019-01-09T22:04:01+00:00

Hey mods, if you let the sub get overrun with SJW anti-white, anti-male nutjobs like these two, then it won't be long before we have MGTOW3.

ruthless_techie · 2019-01-10T03:14:49+00:00

Reminds me of the enron exec:

Lou Pai divorced his wife for a stripper so the court forced him to sell his Enron shares. no market changes since nobody suspected anything was wrong other than the dude messed up his marriage. he couldn't be prosecuted for insider trading because the court forced the sale of his shares. If you wanted to liquidate a good portion of your assets without affecting the market, this is a good way to do it. We are talking about a master strategist here, married to a high IQ woman. This would not be outside of his character.

however, assets for cash doesn’t affect net worth at all. It’s impossible to consume that much money. No amount of fancy dinners or private jet fuel or deep-sea expeditions or cocaine is going to blow through a sum like that.

there have been interviews with bezos in the past few years where he talks about how he sees what he’s doing with blue origin being much more important than amazon, so if his wife feels the same way about blue origin then it could be a way to get it the funding it needs.

Even if the stocks weren’t liquidated. It would mean that Bezos and his ex-wife would be the two most powerful voting members on Amazon’s board. Which is one more vote that didn’t exist previously.

Sly21C · 2019-01-10T05:11:34+00:00

Roman Abramovich didn't mess around, his 2nd ex wife (mother of 5 of his 7 kids) didn't get much after she divorced him (she got $300 million when Roman was worth $14 billion at the time).

hodltaco · 2019-01-09T23:44:21+00:00

It will cost him HUNDREDS of millions of dollars. Worth every cent.

zangatti · 2019-01-10T01:49:22+00:00

Totally going to make a video on this one.

deepspace7 · 2019-01-10T02:11:50+00:00

Chances are he'll marry again.

deepspace7 · 2019-01-10T02:45:51+00:00

She probably never even designed a webpage in her life.

TigPlaze · 2019-01-10T16:50:52+00:00

Massive amounts of money down the toilet just to spend some years with an unattractive woman.
JGAD. Just get a doll.

TigPlaze · 2019-01-10T16:59:34+00:00

If I were as rich as he is, I would buy a yacht and NOT get married. A yacht would be less expensive and give better value for your money.

randomroxks · 2019-01-11T02:54:34+00:00

Trump curse is real

Title	After Divorce, Jeff Bezos May No Longer Be the World's Richest Man
Author	HenryK81
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Comments	106
Date	January 9, 2019 5:26 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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