There's a video trending about John Cena beating his girlfriend in silly reality show competitions.

I'd rate her looks at a solid 10.

He's a top 1%er Alpha dog.

But still:AWALT! Being top tier doesn't get you out of testing. She's demonstrating minor shit tests and not only does he A.M. even at her (trumped up for show probably) brattiest , he breezes on through IDGAF while having a good time. All the way to her beer splash and walk off.

While any can point out that yes, it's a reality show. Who the fuck hasn't dealt with this princess like testing?

In my dating years I specifically had a girl get mad that I never "let" her win at ping pong or darts. I dutifully let her beat me in the next game and she acted like a brat after. Hmmm. Go figure.

Found some more clips on youtube and I also note half the time when she looks at him mad that once he looks away her face is laced with girlish infatuation.

She flips him off. He gleefully exclaims "I'm number one?!"

Cheesy gloating and slow-mow replay.

When she (frequently) walks off he NEVER chases.

This is amused mastery at mastered levels.

Scale and apply Cenaisms to amp up, disarm and blow through.