Always go for the diamond, guys

Rabbit_TAO · 2014-02-07T04:39:22+00:00

I told her to make me a sammich and she brought back a salad, so I punched her in the face. LOL!
Always go for the sammich, ladies.

PeterArching · 2014-02-06T19:25:54+00:00

Always go for the diamond because domestic violence.

Woo Hoo! Sign me the fuck up!

captain_slaughter · 2014-02-06T23:28:29+00:00

"I hit my wife in the forhead"

LOL, AMRITE GUISE?! What? No, that joke only works if a wife is hitting her husband.

Allevil669 · 2014-02-07T05:48:42+00:00

The real joke is that diamonds are worthless, their value is 100% marketing, thus the desire for them is 100% idiotic and uninformed; plus, let's be real, colored stones just look better, especially when set in a white metal. Perhaps you can use white stones as accents, but a diamond ring is a no-mind ring.

chevalier_d_eon · 2014-02-06T20:22:32+00:00

Old joke. Old as the fkcing hills.

Mythandros · 2014-02-06T22:03:02+00:00

Sigh What crap, it's not even funny.

It amazes me that this still passes as "acceptable".

Essemd · 2014-02-06T22:04:33+00:00

Next time when he buys a ring it will be diamond Uhu , for someone worth living with.

ILoveHate · 2014-02-07T06:14:29+00:00

Here's your diamond.

tehjdot · 2014-02-07T04:35:25+00:00

I find this kind of sad. It seems like this was an attempt for the husband to better understand his wife.

What's not to like about that?

TheGDBatman · 2014-02-08T07:31:53+00:00

DV is awesome!

_waltzy · 2014-02-07T12:59:13+00:00

This isn't really MensRights, its more about a selfish violent bitch.

clitoral_commander · 2014-02-07T09:58:55+00:00

Calm down guys. It's a joke.

LAMFF · 2014-02-07T01:16:55+00:00

My wife? Bwahahahahahahaha! No fucking cunt is worth marrying, ever.

Title	Always go for the diamond, guys
Author	Arakin
Upvotes	49
Comments	19
Date	February 6, 2014 7:05 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/mensrights/comments/1x79rp/always-go-for-the-diamond-guys/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MensRights/always-go-for-the-diamond-guys.1614447 https://theredarchive.com/post/1614447

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