All Feminists: “Being born male means being born privileged!”

Me: "I’ve never heard of that."

All Feminists: “Men are inherently misogynistic!”

Me: "This sounds like a conspiracy theory."

All Feminists: “Having a penis means you can’t be a victim!”

Me: "That’s a really weird thing to say."

All Feminists: “Men are part of the patriarchy so they can’t be victims!”

Me: "Listen, you seem like a nice person. But..I think you need to be really careful about what you read and who you hang out with."

All Feminists: “Men are the oppressors so they can’t be oppressed!”

Me: "Are you sure you heard that right?"

Feminism:Equality, when convenient