Consensual Sex Contract

SporkTornado · 2014-09-01T04:18:42+00:00

Just remember to get a police officer to perform a breathalyzer test on her to make sure she is sober, otherwise her consent will not be valid.

Also you need a licensed psychologist on hand to ensure that she is in a secure state of mind and that you are not psychologically manipulating her into consent.

You also need the document signed in triplicate and in front of several non-bias witnesses.

Said Witnesses should also remain to observe the sex, to ensure that only acts outlined in the aforementioned document are performed.

DesignRed · 2014-09-01T07:19:12+00:00

A dave chappelle joke from 5 years ago is now a reality. He was truly a visionary.

Zosimasie · 2014-09-01T09:45:19+00:00

2. Are you sure you were not raped? (If YES, call police and report a rape.)

Wait.. What?

remotaholic · 2014-09-01T10:57:23+00:00

No no, we can't have this here, it's a joke about sex! That contributes to rape culture! /s

Dixieduffy · 2014-09-01T07:19:12+00:00

Longer than the contract I was gonna write up.

Lawtonfogle · 2014-09-01T15:13:41+00:00

Where do we attach the .mnd file which is a scan of the other parties brain at the time that proves they actually willingly signed it and it wasn't under duress. Without that, this is all null and void by saying 'I felt scared that I would be hurt if I didn't agree'.

Also, this doesn't help you if you don't have sex. You can be a virgin and still be accused, since evidence doesn't matter.

Mel_Gibsons_Sanity · 2014-09-01T15:59:17+00:00

If a woman pulled this out, this would make me more likely to think she would falsely accuse me of rape, not less

xNOM · 2014-09-01T21:25:40+00:00

Do I need to get that notarized?

Title	Consensual Sex Contract
Author	j3zuz00
Upvotes	54
Comments	10
Date	September 1, 2014 3:19 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/mensrights/comments/2f4zgn/consensual-sex-contract/
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