This might be the wrong place to post this but I wanted to write it somewhere.

I got so increasingly fed up of being judged and ridiculed for being perpetually single and childless for 20 years, that I came up with 2 lies to justify it when ever the topic comes up in real life.

I now say that I'm childless because I got diagnosed as infertile not long after high school, and I say that I'm single because I take sleeping medication that gets rid of any and all romantic desires.

The funny part is that it's actually been working because people have never heard those things before. Their imagination likes to fill in the blanks and the topic drops completely.

I wish I had thought of it 20 years ago.