Shit like this. . .

chevalier_d_eon · 2012-08-13T10:12:16+00:00

The ten ways men try to avoid obvious shit tests.

DarthOvious · 2012-08-13T11:44:25+00:00

I like the way that lies 1 to 9 are about protecting the woman's feelings so you don't upset her and that number 10 is something that women do as well as they are just as likely as men to cheat on their partners.

candomrhosen · 2012-08-13T08:31:06+00:00

Biggest lie that women tell men:

It's your baby!

Oh wait that's not cool to say?

CoolLordL21 · 2012-08-13T07:49:49+00:00

Yeah, the I'm fine is mostly men /s

While I was reading these I was thinking to myslef "what if the guy did tell the truth?" What if he said things like your butt does look big, yes that girl is pretty, or I think your cooking sucks? There are a lot of women that would not handle it well.

I liked the George Kastanza line: "It's not you, it's me."

2012-08-13T15:43:34+00:00

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2012-08-13T07:52:21+00:00

Eh, aside from number one these are of no consequence, and when it comes to that caveat, I'm pretty sure every study shows that women cheat more. Even if she's not cheating, she has everything to gain; and, as men tend to fix rather than abandon, they have very little to lose.

As Chris Rock said, "a woman's lie is like, it's your baby!"

Xenophyophore · 2012-08-13T08:13:46+00:00

Only about half of these are inaccurate, and one of them could be worded better.

2012-08-13T10:06:45+00:00

I was half-expecting the "I'm stuck in traffic" one to supposedly be an alibi for having sex with the receptionist.

2012-08-13T15:54:19+00:00

Most of these are just shit tests repackaged, but I actually agree with number 3, though not for the same reason this asshole gives.

prada_goddess · 2012-08-13T15:59:41+00:00

According to research (talking real research) on lying, the book is called "the truth about dishonesty" where the author did dozens of lie tests, found that the rate of lying between men and women was the exact same. That both men and women are equally as likely to lie.

Also, the 10 biggest lie... "i like your cooking" is a big lie? I thought being polite is what it is called.

TracyMorganFreeman · 2012-08-13T18:26:47+00:00

Ten lies people tell to each other. Well, except maybe the "butt look big" one. Something tells me women lie to men about the size of their body parts, too.

MechPlasma · 2012-08-13T11:05:16+00:00

Ehh...

Eeehhhh...

It's too hard to tell if this is actually intended as a "Men sure are awful sometimes" piece, or if it's just rather... badly written.

For example, the "I don't have a partner" one. By that, does the author mean that this is a common thing men lie about (sexist), or just a really massive lie (not sexist)? And is the fact that the lies are fairly stereotypical male things sexist or is the writer just horrible at creativity?

I suppose you could say that it is definitely sexist at some times, like with "men lie twice as much" and "if a man lies about someone's cooking it's because he doesn't want to have to cook himself". But like I said, everything else is just too vague.

Yosuke_Hanamura · 2012-08-13T06:27:48+00:00

Oh god yeah. This is the type of misandry that is keeping men from earning the same amount of money as women, it is causing men to kill themselves, and it's shortening their life spans. Also, this is the reason men can't get custody of their children, and it's why so many men are seen as pedophiles when they go to playgrounds alone, sit next to little girls who aren't theirs on planes, and on buses, and in shopping malls. This is also the fault of feminists, it's because of them and legislation that "protects women" like VAWA that women see men as nothing but liars and pigs. This is the direct cause for female on male rape by envelopement, and it's the reason so many women spermjack for money. "I ain't sayn she a gold digger, but she ain't messin with no broke ni@@a." I also think this is the reason feminists are so afraid of the PUA scene, they see it as a threat to there female power of sexuality. I would even reason to guess that SRS and the SPLC are directly behind this, and I am sure they paid someone off to write this, so that men can be demonized even more. The SPLC is a hategroup that hates people and does nothing but hate because they are haters. Brian Banks didn't deserve to have his whole life ruined, but it is sure lucky he caught that bitch on tape. I wonder how the hell he pulled that one off. Maybe if people didn't think rape was worse than Male Genital Mutilation, I would stop calling women whores, sluts, and cunts. People need to stop being so fucking PC, that shit is so left wing, and you know the feminists control the left wing.

Oh, despite all that, I am not right wing at all, I think I am very liberal, and I am not a men's right's advocate or anti-feminist, I am an egalitarian, and a gender-equalist.

Title	Shit like this. . .
Author	AnnArchist
Upvotes	36
Comments	27
Date	August 13, 2012 6:08 AM UTC (14 years ago)
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