Sometimes just one of these will be enough try applying multiple if that fails;

  1. Own several cats

  2. Have no interests or hobbies that don't involve an internet/TV connection

  3. Look like a tumblr feminist

  4. Squawk like a bird and flap your arms like wings whenever someone talks to you.

  5. Get a job at your local bank, after working there for some years receive a promotion based on your skills. As a manager embezzle millions, get caught, tell the judge to go fuck him/herself spend remaining years in a female only prison.

  6. Believe in(and never shut up about) any of the following; homeopathy, astrology, chi, tarot cards etc.

  7. Start a blog about how hard your life is as a women in a western country, decades after the most recent war, famine or life threatening drought. Free from pandemic disease, rape culture(see: Rwanda, Congo etc.) or significant danger of any kind.

  8. Move to Sweden.

  9. Become a billionaire playgirl philanthropist make a suit out of iron and spend your time saving the world from evil. men.

  10. Sit on the internet all day and night avoid online dating.

I think that about covers it.