So as in sitting here typing this, my roommate is destroying some girl in his room. Not even being nosy, the walls are thin and they are loud as shit.

A few weeks back my two roommates and I went out bar hopping in our college town. There is roommate 1 who is around 5’9 Mexican, average face and a little chubby. And roommate 2 whose a around 6’0 and Jamaican And then me whose 6’5 black guy kind of muscular but still pretty fat, kind of hate the way I look if we’re being honest here. My face is fucked and suffer from pretty bad depression and introversion, yeah I’m tall and black and that’s nice and whatnot but if your face is ugly and you don’t have the patience or energy to be social it’s actually pretty hard. Not as bad as being short, I feel for you guys, truly.

So we’re at this club hanging out and pouring a few drinks and hanging out. It’s my turn to buy drinks so I head to the bar. From what I was told roommate 2, who has girls throwing themselves at him constantly, has some two white girls dancing on him, heck damn near dry humping him at this point. As a joke, R2 told R1 to switch with him, as soon as he switched the girls disappeared instantly. Surprising? Lmao not in the slightest.

After I return we all laughed about it in a so funny it’s true kind of way when two more girls started dancing with me and roommate 2. I went along with it while roommate 1 was completely ignored. After a short amount of time the girl I was dancing with went over to roommate 2, and they were both dancing on him for a long time. Hell they even put 10 dollars and their snaps in his pocket.

I say all that to say this, nobody cares man. Nobody gives a shit if you can’t get any. I’m sitting here listening to this chick get railed while I sit here depressed and lonely with blue balls. (I literally sat in my left nut the other day so I’m also in a lot of actual pain rn). Nobody gives a shit about how I feel, everyone thinks I’m drowning in pussy. I wish I was, but life’s not fair. Pretty soon we will all be dead so just get what you can.