Wtf.....

redrebel121 · 2020-09-27T11:09:39+00:00

I'm happy she didn't get probation but fuck her it should have been more.

DeusVultOfThHolyLand · 2020-09-27T13:37:16+00:00

Love how they emphasized the JAILED as if its insane someone got put in jail for killing a fucking kitten

DarthCallidous · 2020-09-27T12:20:16+00:00

Only 14 weeks?!

ZeroAssassin72 · 2020-09-27T13:03:36+00:00

That's a woman?

ALso, fuck the kitty-killer with a rusty chainsaw

Noideawhatjusthappen · 2020-09-27T11:52:34+00:00

Prison Warden: Hello Walmart? What's the biggest microwave you make?

Infrah · 2020-09-27T16:06:23+00:00

Not UK, but good thing the US now signed into law a bill making animal cruelty a felony!

DanteLivra · 2020-09-27T12:58:21+00:00

14 weeks, god she might be depressed about all that, the patriarchy is crushing the hope of women, how sad /s

apple-sauce-is-ok · 2020-09-27T13:51:03+00:00

Let me see her on the streets ima have to catch a sentence

lilchalupzen · 2020-09-27T16:12:39+00:00

Wheen being microwaved alive you inside fluids start boiling resulting in your skin exploding in some places and stuff pour out of your eye sockets before you just die so she really is horrible

smilingtyger · 2020-09-27T13:37:10+00:00

She's so fluffy I want to microwave

Disorganized_Closet · 2020-09-27T20:04:38+00:00

14 weeks? That’s insultingly low.

huixing_ · 2020-09-27T15:02:49+00:00

This isn’t even puss pass, the judicial system just doesn’t give a fuck about animal abuse

forgotmymanners · 2020-09-27T16:13:13+00:00

Is that Kelly Ozzy

shadowmastergt · 2020-09-27T17:38:30+00:00

Obviously doesn’t deserve enough respect to use the pronouns lmao

NotFeelingSadAtAll · 2020-09-27T18:31:13+00:00

Where's the death sentence when you need it gosh darnit

capitlj · 2020-09-27T20:17:32+00:00

That... that's a woman!?

iseetrolledpeople · 2020-09-27T20:40:21+00:00

This btich should be on a watch list. No sane person would do that. She is afraid to do it on...bigger targets.

Aspanu24 · 2020-09-27T21:14:59+00:00

That’s one of the worst ways to die. All the water in your cells and body begin to boil. Cooks your brain, skin, muscles, and all your other organs

sausage4mash · 2020-09-28T07:54:54+00:00

Just image if that thing was on tinder, and all the simps trying to get her attention, I hate modern life.

-Cagafuego- · 2020-09-28T08:16:56+00:00

Looks like Billy Idol ate a few microwaved kittens! No white wedding for this despicable wretch. 14 weeks? What, was it Summer sale time?!?!?!

Mollof2 · 2020-09-28T09:19:22+00:00

She should be thrown in a microwave

tjake123 · 2020-09-30T22:16:31+00:00

I’ve thought about it and I feel like microwave is an awful way to go with burns your nerves don’t shut down so you feel every second of it and microwaves heat up from the inside

SultanSaatana · 2020-10-01T22:59:35+00:00

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/464624/Woman-jailed-for-14-weeks-after-putting-cat-in-microwave

14 weeks plus a lifetime ban from keeping animals.

Given she's a woman, it's quite a decent sentence. It's very unusual for women to be sent to prison at all and usually they get a suspended sentence for something like this.

Don't even get me started on what would happen to a man if he were to do this.

EgillTKD · 2020-10-02T22:53:27+00:00

What. In. The. Actual. Fuck..

1upvote_1_Gaben_kiss · 2020-10-05T08:04:11+00:00

This is my AJ class in practice lol

Well, it turns out if you rob more than $950 dollars, not $949 dollars, you go to prison. Anything bellow that, you only serve jail time.

There are exempts to this though, as my professor said laughing, if you steal a dog; YOU GO TO PRISON. Butttt.... if you steal a cat, well, nobody cares about cats so you go to jail. That’s just how the law works. They are dog people.

abnongmatino · 2020-10-09T14:36:55+00:00

I can see that she literally IS'NT a human cuz damn why kill that innocent kitten.....

Also why 14 weeks...? Why not execution....??

kottermusprime · 2020-09-27T12:44:49+00:00

This is a weird post for this subreddit. What do sentences guys typically get for animal cruelty charges? Also, what is an acceptable prison sentence for killing a cat?

yabboi_ · 2020-09-27T12:25:09+00:00

As long as you realise if you eat pigs you put them in gas chambers. If you eat eggs you put chicks in macerators.

Edit: Because of the animal holocaust deniers.
Pigs being gassed (sound on).

Chicks being blended.

WarmCartoonist · 2020-09-27T12:11:22+00:00

Fair tbh. Not PP.

cowbear42 · 2020-09-27T18:50:33+00:00

That seems about right. How much time would you want?

DoNotTouchWires · 2020-09-27T21:40:01+00:00

14 weeks is way too long. It's just a kitten. It's not like she microwaved a baby.

ghetterking · 2020-09-27T22:53:36+00:00

eh, animal abusers ALWAYS get off easily, it's just a rotten world for animals among humans out there. i dont think this is a pp, hell i'd even say she got as much as anybody else and then some.

none of this changes the fact of how much of a human waste disposal that creature is

BritRage76 · 2020-09-27T11:31:06+00:00

As a hater of cats.

I applaud the judge's wisdom

Title	Wtf.....
Author	RussoTusso1
Upvotes	915
Comments	80
Date	September 27, 2020 11:00 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPass
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Comments

This is my AJ class in practice lol

Well, it turns out if you rob more than $950 dollars, not $949 dollars, you go to prison. Anything bellow that, you only serve jail time.

There are exempts to this though, as my professor said laughing, if you steal a dog; YOU GO TO PRISON. Butttt.... if you steal a cat, well, nobody cares about cats so you go to jail. That’s just how the law works. They are dog people.