Big oof

SocialForceField · 2020-08-27T14:37:51+00:00

It's always weird when they put a price tag on themselves

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-08-27T15:29:40+00:00

1000 dollars > crotch sores

MisPlacedNeuroBlue · 2020-08-27T15:11:25+00:00

I’d take the $1000. Easy choice. There’s a sweet shotgun I’m looking at.

Arkaedia · 2020-08-27T15:48:35+00:00

I gotta see the entire body first. I ain't giving up 1,000 for a pretty face.

Bakonn · 2020-08-27T15:06:05+00:00

Take the 1000$ and get a much nicer and cheaper night girl

emforay216 · 2020-08-27T16:35:20+00:00

So is she saying that she's a prostitute?

RicknMortyfan420 · 2020-08-27T16:18:45+00:00

How is this pussypassdenied?

deadpanda69420 · 2020-08-27T16:31:06+00:00

Is this girl serious? She thinks she’s worth 1000$ a day? Wtf is wrong with her...

SPI-MGTOW · 2020-08-27T16:38:24+00:00

She doesn't have a forehead, she has a fivehead.

BurningOrangeHeaven · 2020-08-27T16:51:01+00:00

With $1000 you can buy a hotter prostitute for $300.

randonumero · 2020-08-27T16:32:12+00:00

Oh so she's a hooker asking for $1000/night? I completely misread

Jackeduponcrack · 2020-08-27T14:59:06+00:00

can tell from the pictures shes a fatty too.

1000 please

SkippedTheSaladBar · 2020-08-27T14:31:23+00:00

Holy cow. Burned worse than Kenosha used car lot.

jackgranger99 · 2020-08-27T16:53:50+00:00

The fuck? You never turn down free money. This is a no brainer

mooofasa1 · 2020-08-27T17:00:12+00:00

Whats up with the trend of girls sticking out their tongues as if it's cute and funny because it's really not

TheLovingTruth · 2020-08-27T17:10:26+00:00

She looks lazy.

TheMaginotLine1 · 2020-08-27T17:14:27+00:00

Bro 1000 of course! I gotta be able to pay for CK3s upcoming DLC

TheVapingPug · 2020-08-27T17:22:24+00:00

She really thought she was a enough of a bad bitch for me to justify 20 minutes instead paying rent and car payment

DKDensse_ · 2020-08-27T17:26:25+00:00

r/rareinsults

Caydenz · 2020-08-27T17:30:03+00:00

the absolute state of this sub.. not that it had very far to fall

xDGx · 2020-08-27T16:35:03+00:00

This is young females now, thinking they are all special. Pay to play, fucken hoes.

OddPhilosopher1 · 2020-08-27T16:50:22+00:00

This is more r/murderedbywords

ragbg · 2020-08-27T16:06:05+00:00

Why does the $1000 have to be from trump? Why not just $1000?

idealfailure · 2020-08-27T16:03:49+00:00

$1000 for sure at least that's worth something.

SantaPachaMama · 2020-08-27T14:14:00+00:00

r/murderedbywords

blunt_person · 2020-08-27T16:54:42+00:00

1000, easy.

All4upvoting · 2020-08-27T16:54:54+00:00

This is missing the "you fucking killed her dude" guy

Awesomevindicator · 2020-08-27T16:59:18+00:00

I'd take the 1000 and buy a night with 5 girls just like her.

Bone-Juice · 2020-08-27T17:11:20+00:00

Darlin, with $1000 I can easily have 5 of you. It's a no brainer.

GreekACA25 · 2020-08-27T17:11:55+00:00

What is she asking here? What's with the trump part?

Panzer-Hawk · 2020-08-27T17:17:32+00:00

$1000 is infinitely better than loose pussy and a high chance of catching an STD

LennyPeppers · 2020-08-27T17:22:14+00:00

$1000 please

Hysterical_Abdab · 2020-08-27T17:24:28+00:00

Lookin like megamind

El_Maltos_Username · 2020-08-27T17:26:00+00:00

With such a glorious forehead, she is destined to play a Klingon on Star Trek.

braindeadgoon · 2020-08-27T17:33:04+00:00

Damm u fucking killed her dude

DarknessIsAlliSee · 2020-08-27T17:35:56+00:00

Money over bitches

Kvntrbl · 2020-08-27T17:44:17+00:00

I'd choose her to clean up my messy flat.

fatalityforever1 · 2020-08-27T17:49:12+00:00

the money, then ill get myself a high class prostitute for 200 bucks an hour and the rest is spent on some other shit

LiverspotRobot · 2020-08-27T17:50:25+00:00

I’m gonna go ahead and pop an ‘H’ on here so everyone knows it’s full of hornets

2020-08-27T17:54:53+00:00

This sub is just r/ihatewomen now. Jesus christ.

chalkywhite231 · 2020-08-27T17:56:54+00:00

i love how instagram has 7s thinking they’re 10s.

HyperPineapple17 · 2020-08-27T17:57:32+00:00

I’d take two bucks and a large fruit

Yato_Dharmastato_Jay · 2020-08-27T17:57:49+00:00

Object

sadowsentry · 2020-08-27T18:05:06+00:00

Trump could offer me $1, and it would still be the more attractive offer.

Window638 · 2020-08-27T18:07:52+00:00

I’d take the 1k in a heartbeat. As a high school student, I need more in my savings than just 5k and I’ll take anything to help that

Cantersoft · 2020-08-27T18:23:39+00:00

lol, the mods deleted this.

Sumfuc · 2020-08-27T18:44:25+00:00

Rather play with the Switch than the thot. Know I won’t catch a disease.

mech1a · 2020-08-27T20:16:46+00:00

Take the 1k and then buy 2 of her for the night with money left over

angelzforu · 2020-08-27T15:23:55+00:00

Damn.

DizzyDecay · 2020-08-27T15:50:27+00:00

ill take that 1K so i can buy myself a new monitor. I'm on layoff anyways so the extra cash would be nice.

Fist4achin · 2020-08-27T15:56:25+00:00

Cute, but I'd rather have the cash.

ChillxBilly3 · 2020-08-27T16:02:19+00:00

When the sun hits just right.... A plane crashes

Sinborn · 2020-08-27T16:33:22+00:00

Let's make fun of her bad opinion, not her hairline.

literallyalobster · 2020-08-27T16:57:35+00:00

bruh this doesnt even fit this sub, its just someone shitting on some random girls selfie

MrTsquared88 · 2020-08-27T16:36:24+00:00

Ya’ll can upvote all you want, but you’re not fooling anyone. Every virgin in this sub would pay $1000 to sleep with this chick without a second thought

slottypippen · 2020-08-27T17:32:50+00:00

this isnt PPD, this sub is becoming a hate sub for women saying anything lmao. be more clever

BowtiepastaMasta · 2020-08-27T16:31:08+00:00

Wow. Every time I think I’m witty or creative I stumble upon a comment like this and I get humbled real quick.

Creeper_King_558 · 2020-08-27T16:50:41+00:00

1000 dollars then I could buy her and still have 999 dollars left.

Your_Average_Dillon · 2020-08-27T17:05:26+00:00

I know this will probably get hate, but I hate when people reuse jokes they've seen from other people on the internet and it gets publicity. For example this guy took that joke from another post which has been circling around reddit for a few months of the girl with a massive forehead and curly hair.

I see this stuff all the time with posts and its really annoying.

NeverRespondsToInbox · 2020-08-27T17:54:31+00:00

I mean does tiddies doe.

MessyBarrel · 2020-08-27T16:08:16+00:00

If it wasn't already obvious you can tell she's worth less than $1000 by looking at the 2nd picture.

Edit: I can see how many of you stick your tongue out in pictures by the downvotes. It's not sexy, cute or cool. I'd say the only reason to do it would be to ruin a picture. It's worse than duck face.

73420 · 2020-08-27T16:44:20+00:00

hahahah i'd rather take $1 than that fugly bitch

rainerlanghans · 2020-08-27T14:26:05+00:00

Okay incel

Dedjester0269 · 2020-08-27T15:28:37+00:00

Not the best insult seeing as the fog was so bad nobody could see nothing.

Put more thought into something before you attempt insults.

Title	Big oof
Author	kilzy
Upvotes	2927
Comments	142
Date	August 27, 2020 2:12 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/ihlqej/big_oof/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/big-oof.845087 https://theredarchive.com/post/845087

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