Be Like John Cena

guccigestapo · 2018-04-18T18:22:35+00:00

Dude gives solid reasons why he needs her to sign it to support his family, and she’s still like “I don’t know why he would make me sign something like that”. Hilarious. In all seriousness though, I wouldn’t be surprised if Cena lurked here.

TimmyTurnersNuts · 2018-04-18T18:08:42+00:00

I told some of my boys this. Hate his cartoonish WWE character, but Cena the man appears to be pretty RP. Called off the wedding 3 weeks before it occurred.

kenpachitz · 2018-04-18T17:18:22+00:00

I’m more intrigued as to whether these documents would hold up in court, given the horror stories I’ve heard and that one RP thread where the OP had to be willingly generous to avoid having it thrown out.

TonyZ554 · 2018-04-19T00:20:01+00:00

What if I told you there was a man who made a woman sign a contract similar to a prenuptial agreement before she could cohabitate with him? AND THAT MAN’S NAME IS JOHN CENA !!🎺🎺🎺🎺

SuwinTzi · 2018-04-18T18:58:59+00:00

Dude had said he had gone through the process before; he'd gonw throigh a divorce before.

That mustve been his red pill moment.

danoranika · 2018-04-18T20:08:05+00:00

They met when she was 28, I bet the pussy game was unbelievable. Next thing you know she's in my nigga's crib fantasizing about having kids. He's John fucking Cena. Beat it bitch.

Solitary_Solidarity · 2018-04-19T02:17:28+00:00

She knows exactly why he made her sign it, not that hard to figure out. She reads contracts all the time being in the wwe, John Cena was smart to do this. And id like to have one of those types of documents handy lol.

TraditionalFox · 2018-04-18T18:20:21+00:00

He’s also supremely focused on his ambitions and has stated he will never have children. Definitely someone to model yourself after.

Alpha_Jedi · 2018-04-18T22:27:17+00:00

There are moves and then there are boss moves. This is a first class example of rock solid frame. I did a full breakdown here: https://alphajedi.com/2018/04/18/protecting-your-assets-a-lesson-in-rock-solid-frame-from-john-cena/

[deleted] · 2018-04-19T02:44:56+00:00

Brie Bella Says She'll 'Always Love John Cena Like a Brother' After Twin Nikki's Breakup

LOL her sister claims she’ll always love John.

Blackbull_ · 2018-04-18T17:17:59+00:00

Wonder how these “guest agreements” would hold up in court since the purpose of this is to avoid the common marriage laws. And that’s if you live in a common law state.

I think this is overkill if she’s just spending a few nights a month at your place, but I understand covering your ass. She don’t get mail at my house, she doesn’t live here.

Stron2g · 2018-04-18T21:13:42+00:00

Notice how he gets all the women too. Dude is a true alpha.

abdada · 2018-04-18T16:56:18+00:00

I'm surprised that any guy over the age of 28 doesn't already do this.

All my girlfriends in the past 12 years have signed a guest agreement if they spend more than a few nights a month at my place.

Your estate lawyer should already have these standard contracts ready to give you. I never use my Illinois contract for my Florida property, though. Different address, different contract.

AriesAsF · 2018-04-19T00:25:03+00:00

I just want a copy of that contract. I wonder if simply signing a month to month lease with a live-in girlfriend would be enough to protect the average guy?

TunedtoPerfection · 2018-04-19T05:12:37+00:00

I love the bullshit attempts at emotional manipulation she is quoted saying. Same bullshit my ex tried when I told her I have no interest in getting married or getting a place together. Women are constantly trying to push for a "lockdown" method and once they believe they have it all their "effort and love" goes out the fucking window.

Never give closure, never give unreciprocated commitment, and never allow yourself to be locked down to commitment while they have a free reign to bow out when they feel like it.

Imalwaysrightred · 2018-04-18T18:34:50+00:00

Do you not want to be seen?

danoranika · 2018-04-18T19:34:31+00:00

The article never mentions that she's 34. What kind of man marries a 34 year old professional wrestler?

Freefrombitches123 · 2018-04-19T20:14:31+00:00

Basic thuganomics, untouchable

BlakTheory · 2018-04-19T03:52:55+00:00

He learned some valuable lesson from his first marriage divorce.

Ill_Will7 · 2018-04-18T21:59:17+00:00

isn't this just made up celebrity bullshit to attract the media's attention and boost their fame and careers?

Kwantuum · 2018-04-19T12:13:27+00:00

Honestly surprised the article doesn't bash him directly. Good to know you can still look out for your ass and not get systematically chastised in the media for it.

TermsOfColors · 2018-04-18T22:34:24+00:00

Ha ha. I saw that article today. I don't know much about him but it does seem that he likes to keep his bases covered.

RedMastermind · 2018-04-18T20:28:44+00:00

Amazing.. could you make this an announcement? Very good example. She tried really hard to get his resources these past 6 years.

Adamn27 · 2018-04-19T10:35:58+00:00

What is the purpose of such contract? What are the points? What should she do and not to do according to such agreement?

faxfrag · 2018-04-19T15:37:39+00:00

Is list of agreement public?

Joey_Lopez · 2018-04-20T17:42:58+00:00

This is the modern world we live in now. Forget about marriage, just moving a girl in with you is a risk with all the feminist laws we have now.

Zech4riah · 2018-04-19T09:54:53+00:00

Yeah, but don't use roids like Cena does unless your body is your profession in some way.

RPInjectionToTheVein · 2018-04-18T22:25:01+00:00

With all the shit he pedals out with diversity, sodomite support, and other unnaural ideologies I was surprised.

Title	Be Like John Cena
Author	bsutansalt
Upvotes	257
Comments	99
Date	April 18, 2018 4:49 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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