I was so fucking close, she was feeling it, I was feeling it..... her stupid friend wasn't.

It all started at a show a couple of friends and I went to, one of our favorite bands, so naturally we were all in a pretty good mood. I met this girl because she stumbled into me and said "oh my god I'm so sorryyyyy." while running her hand across my chest and onto my shoulder. I knew right that second that she wanted it. So I buy her a few drinks and make some bullshit small talk.

Well after a few drinks we start making out. She was definitely feeling it at this point, so I ask if she wants to go back to her place ( I would have told her to come to mine but it was about a 30 min drive and she lived right down the street) Anyways, she agrees and we are literally walking out of the door when my bitch ass bladder is like "fuck dude, sorry, you got to go take a piss, NOW"

I walk to the bathroom for fucking 5 seconds, and by that time, her friend had basically convinced her that it was a bad idea and took it upon himself to deliver me the news. It went a little something like this...

"Sorry bro, she's too drunk." I don't even acknowledge that hes talking to me and look straight at her and say. "Come on let's go" I think that really pissed off her friend and he was like... "This isn't a discussion bro" I respond to this comment and tell him to let her think for herself. That's when he basically grabbed her arm and dragged her in the direction they were headed.

Fucking white knighted to the extreme. She was drunk, I completely understand her friend trying to look out for her, but she was 100 percent coherent. Plus I was equally as drunk as her.... the whole situation just sucked because of how fucking close I was. I think most white knighters try and cut it off as soon as they see some dude hitting on their "friend", but not this asshole. He didn't say a fucking word for the hours we were talking and waited until the last second to be like.... "I'm a friend zoned bitch and if I can't have her neither can you" It takes a special kind of white knight to pull that