For anyone thinking about getting married or entering a LTR, read these words from Patrice O'Neal:

You gotta understand, once you say to yourself, “This is the last woman that I’m ever gonna be with,” that’s like when…you know what that’s like? I’ll tell you what that’s like. That’s like when in Superman 2, when that mothafucka had a choice between losing his powers to be with that ugly Lois Lane. And everybody just goes, “Did you just lose your FUCKING superpowers for this MONSTER?” And then he gets his ass beat at the diner? That is a guy who decides to be faithful for the rest of life. He gave away his superpowers, man. And a bitch don’t appreciate it. Now, now the bitch don’t like you no more, and she goes, “You’re not—you’re, you’re nothing. I married you because you were Superman.” But bitch, the only way I could be with you was to NOT be Superman. Now you realized you made a mistake. Now you walking through the snow, now you’re walking through Antarctica, trying to find your green crystal, nigga! Trying to look for the Fortress of Solitude, because you realized you’re a fucking idiot, because you gave some bitch all your powers! And that’s what we do! We give a bitch all our powers and they get beat up in a diner by some motherfucker.