I used to work at my school. This was about 2 years ago. I would usually be representing our office at a table with two of my coworkers, both female, outside the library or the main building. One of them was pretty attractive (7-8/10), the other not so much (6/10). Every day we would be out there, however, the girls would be talking about all the sexcapades they had in the past week. Massive detail, too. I was still beta, and this was one of my first exposures to AWALT.
I was new there, and was trying to be as professional as possible. I was also the only guy in our office, so I was definitely changing the dynamics up. I wouldn't talk during these sex stories, only listen. I really only spoke when I needed to, and 90% of the time it was about work. Didn't want to shit where I eat. Over the course of a few months, the girls would invite me to go out with them, text me, and occasionally flirt with me around the office. The attention was nice, but I didn't escalate.
Until one day. We were outside the library, and the girls were talking about anal and whatnot. They turned and asked me, "So, did YOU do anything fun this weekend?" Shit test, but I had no idea. I had written a comment on r/sex (old account) about my fuck session with a plate last week, and it got a lot of attention there, so I figured, "I could show them that, and then they'll think I'm hot stuff. Maybe the 7-8/10 will let me fuck her in the ass, too."
Wrong.
I showed them the story, didn't say much of anything else. The 6 said "Damn, dude." The 7-8 only said, "Wow". But they looked grossed out, almost shocked, not turned on. I didn't think much of it then, but I look back now and it just went downhill from there. They stopped inviting me to go out with them, they barely texted me anymore, and the 7-8 tried to set me up with her ugly friend later on. The 6 started looking down upon me at work, and acted like my boss even though she wasn't. I rolled with it until I quit that job, but it was already said and done.
Eventually I found RP, and haven't heard from either of them in months. I look back and realize this was one of those cases in which a girl who could be (possibly) interested in you will change her mind at the slightest sign of weakness or weirdness.
TL;DR: Don't try to brag about your sexual prowess to women, it only turns them off and away from you. Maintain frame and let them use their imagination instead.
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