Not really the most important news, but apparently there’s a buzz on twitter about a guy’s text message breaking up with his GF. He listed six reasons why he’s breaking up with her, to which I thought it would be fun to go through with an RP mind set. I didn’t link anything because of the whole “banned for life” threats I’ve been seeing from the mods and plus you can just Google it yourself.

“You refuse to update your relationship status on Facebook”

I’ve seen both guys and girls freak out about this one. Personally I keep my FB tight. I don’t add people just because we said hello, so if I were to get into an LTR we would fight about me adding her before we would fight about doing a relationship status update.

“You wont include me in things like the wedding this weekend. I should have been the one to escort you”

Huge red flag! Obviously we don’t have the details but that last sentence implies that she blew him off and went with some other dude, perhaps an Alpha fux?? This is a reasonable complaint, and I’m willing to bet she banged some other dude at the wedding. I’m not really surprised by this one because if he’s beta enough to send a text like this I’m certain she needed a break from the provider and a welcoming from the alpha.

“You are rude to my cat and that makes me feel uncomfortable”

I like both dogs and cats and view animals in my life as part of the family. Though socially there appears to be a cat stigma for both men and women (good thing I don’t have a cat right now). To me this point reeks of beta, but at the same time you just don’t fuck with a man’s family!

“You do not share your time equally and by now your boyfriend should be taking priority”

Neediness (period). This guy probably doesn’t have much going on in his life which would explain this point. I’ve learned from ROK to never make a woman your priority for two reasons: 1. She will think you're being needy 2. You wont have time for yourself and your interests. Clearly he was more “in love” than she was.

“Your swearing is very unladylike”

I think these lovers are from Australia…. None the less it’s a westernized woman so I’m not surprised by the “unladylike” behavior.

“You won’t disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think it is upwards of 3 and anything more than that is unacceptable”

I’m on the fence about the sexual partners. On one hand you know girls are riding the carousel, on the other hand you don’t want to get together with some chick who willingly got gang banged by 5 bums in an alley when she was 24. Three partners to me doesn’t sound that bad, plus we don’t know her age. I’m certain everyone here has different a view point.