Summary

Reading asktrp and a lot of weird comments I came to realize that a lot of newcomers have no idea to how to be a dick. So I take it upon myself to educate you guys on how to be an asshole that girls hate they like.

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Are you a "nice guy"? Do women tell you that they wish they had a boyfriend like you while jumping from penis to penis? Does your woman prefer to cuddle instead of having sex? Do your friends take you for granted and never return all the favors you do for them? If the answer is yes, congratulations, you are a bitch!

But do not worry, it could be worse. Do women roll their eyes when you talk to them? Do they tell you "leave me alone, creep"? Are people avoiding you on purpose? Does your woman call you "controlling"? Are you annoying in general? Congratulations, you are an obnoxious bitch.

"So if being nice is bad and being a dick is also bad, what should I do?", you might ask yourself. Well, the answer is simple. You must be:

The right kind of dick

Being the right kind of dick breaks down to managing your most valuable social assets: your time, attention and commitment

When you are pushing your time, attention and commitment on someones throat, you are the bad kind of dick. When you value your time you are the right kind of dick. Let's go into some details with some examples

  1. "OMG, he is forbidding me from going shopping with my best friend. He is such a dick!" - wrong - you are pushing your commitment down her throat

"OMG, I can't believe he fucked my best friend! He is such an asshole" - right - you are withholding your commitment

  1. "He made me go with him to his stupid party with his stupid friends. All I wanted was to watch netflix. I hate him!" - wrong

"He never has time to see me and is always busy. I really want to spend time with him. I hate him! - right

See a pattern here?

  1. "That creep stared at me the entire night. I think he might be a rapist"

"That guy didn't even notice me or say hi the entire night. What a dick"

  1. "He keeps pestering me with all those text."

"He never answers my texts"

  1. "He keeps pestering me about going to a date and us becoming a couple, what a dick"

"He refuses to become exclusive and only uses me for sex, what a dick"

The thing is... you should not be the obnoxious kind of asshole, you should be the right kind of asshole. Women should think there is a good man inside that bad-boy.

Conclusion

To be the right kind of dick you must value your time, attention and commitment and give them away sparingly. Women will hate that they like you. If you do the opposite and shove these things down people's throats, you will be an annoying prick.

Edit: some formatting