"I can't get pregnant"^tm

We've all heard this at one point in our lives, like I did last year.

I met this girl, and we quickly engage in fundamental use of carnal knowledge. I never wanted to date her, but free sex and her buying me stuff was pretty cool. The first time we boned I asked her if she was on birth control. She said "my doctor says I can never have kids" and I bought it like a sucker.

We only banged a few times before the semester ended and then she moved back home. The last time we boned it was a threesome with another guy, because I am the ultimate wingman(she wouldn't sleep with him but she would fuck us). But fast forward 10 months after that and I start seeing all these pictures of a baby on her facebook. dafuk? The baby is white, I am white and the other guy in the threesome from months past is black. Shit.

I ask her about it and she said that it was a "miracle". Concerned I had a little one running around and that my 20s could possibly be over and that I would be now getting fucked inside a courtroom - I asked who the father was.

Mercy was granted that day because she said it was her current boyfriends. whatarelief.jpg

The point of this post is to never believe "I cant get preggers"^tm Even if a doctor said it to her, your still playing with fire. Some will even lie because they want a child badly because "they want some one who will always love them." I've also heard that line verbatim straight from a girls mouth before. Massive red flag.

Hijacking my post to tall a joke: My girlfriend left me because I was "misogynistic". I don't get it I thought women love massages. OC