I just got Chlamydia and two Phone Numbers

master0jack · 2016-06-30T04:40:04+00:00

Lol. You seriously expect us to believe that professionals would risk their licenses and livelihoods so they could get a date?

corsega · 2016-06-30T02:20:36+00:00

I'm good looking, in shape and was wearing a tie and all that

If you are good looking, women will literally pardon everything else.

Just gave me an idea for a Tinder experiment. Thinking about making a Chad profile but saying in the bio "I'm HSV2 positive, just a heads up" and seeing if I can still get women who are down to fuck.

7thsonofthe7thson · 2016-06-30T03:55:19+00:00

Did you hop into your Lamborghini and drive away into the sunset with a blonde in your lap and a brunette in boot?

[deleted] · 2016-06-30T02:22:11+00:00

Damn. I got to get Chlamydia if it gets you all that.

norsegaud · 2016-06-30T05:51:33+00:00

I don't understand. Are you not using protection?

tb87670 · 2016-06-30T02:13:24+00:00

My roundabout with Gon I found every place wants to overcharge for what is essentially $4 of antibiotic pills and just a tad more in a shot. Most places want to test before treating as if it was mandatory and would be $250 here, $300 there, $400 somewhere else. It's not that much to treat this. They just want to gank you for money while you are down. I found a walk-in clinic, just shy of $100 for 500mg of Rocephin (250mg needed for gon/chlam, all nurse had on hand was 500mg syringe but that's norm for serious infections anyway, more the merrier) and 3x500mg Azithromycin in a sleeve. You need to take 1g at once with the shot, and I bought an extra 3-pill sleeve of the Azithromycin in case I needed it later.

But here is something crazy, a nurse who works in the medical field gave you her number. Seriously? Is this the low we got to with this new form of preselection? "If the guy has clap then surely he must be getting laid a lot, must be a high value man" is what this story screams at me. It brings a chuckle. Feed her something else with that Sushi, OP.

MarbusBrick · 2016-06-30T03:25:23+00:00

Now I think women only use logic only when talking,but not in their life. It's logical for women to love nice guys, that's why they're saying that. But when it comes to life, they're programmed to follow their body agenda.

Funster500 · 2016-06-30T05:25:50+00:00

Did the nurse also slip a hundred dollar bill to you? How many people fought through the discomfort of their raging STIs to stand and give you an ovation in the waiting room?

LordThunderbolt · 2016-06-30T05:53:47+00:00

I bet she promised you raw anal and a good home cooked meal too. I want to believe.

WildmanThaGod · 2016-06-30T02:48:21+00:00

My ex had Gonorrhea, I could've gotten it if the relationship didn't end when it did... I dodged a huge L

mgtowmirror · 2016-06-30T02:46:56+00:00

Increasing antibiotic resistance in bacteria - Nature is selecting in more ways than one.

Title	I just got Chlamydia and two Phone Numbers
Author	Saintmyname
Upvotes	0
Comments	24
Date	June 30, 2016 1:56 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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