Boys, I'm sitting here on a cruise ship identifying the next Eat-Pray-Fuck on the menu tonight, contemplating one of my plate's bitch fest last night about men after she went to dinner last night with one of her guy "friends." He wined about her making more and the expensive restaurant (beta) which led to her paying for the whole meal (alpha?). Beyond ignoring the rant and not catering to her anger or qualifying that I'm "not like that," I began thinking deeper about the different reasons for the sudden dinner date and of course the period of her not blowing up my phone per the usual.

Certainly our first bit of knowledge is that AWALT. I was unavailable and it took a WHOOOLE week for her to get thirsty. But she's got her uniqueness about her that alerted me to something more. There are of course the normal reasons that all of you shining students of TRP already know, but one hit me like a ton of bricks: it was EXACTLY 15 days since her last period's heaviest day - she was ovulating to the max. Sorry to gross out you silly boys that don't want to hear about this fact of life, but it's an important factor that corresponds to our previous lessons about the hormone differences between the sexes.

Below are my takeaways and lessons about Aunt Flow and her affect on your relationships with women:

  1. Any female is liable to become a slave to her tingly giny when her body says it's baby making time.

  2. Females will bullshit point #1 with any number of feefee excuses or environmental factors when they simply crave some dick. Addendum to this point: they will further engage in the "she'll find a way to get his dick" behavior during this time.

  3. Your success can be increased by understanding and accepting that around ovulation you should emphasize your manly alpha traits, while during her menstruation you have a little more leeway to enjoy those guilty pleasure sappy movies and snuggle time.

  4. Her body WILL change due to her cycle. I once had a girl that, "for some reason," her tits felt plumper and better than usual. I simply asked, are you ovulating? She was absolutely shocked and said "Yes! How did you know?!" She personally found it romantic and intimate that I would know this, but I'm not convinced this should be a tenet that you make her aware you know. Which leads to my next point...

  5. Do not tell them you track this. First off, since most of them are vapid retards, they find anything scientific about relationships "weird" and "strange." Also, all women hate to admit their actions can be predictable - it takes away their power.

  6. Many women are absolutely clueless about their bodies...the female body in general. I can't count the times I've explained biological science to females about topics they should already know about themselves. I swear to god I knew a girl that that didn't know the difference between ovulating and mensturating. She thought both meant having your period.

  7. This date is more important than her birthday. Just remember her heaviest day. She'll generally bitch about this being the most painful day or when she has to be most cognizant of what she's wearing. Side rant: how come these all powerful women can experience this every month, know almost exactly when it's coming, but still fail at anticipating and reducing the pain and still bitch and complain every time? Oh wait, we know exactly why.

Hang on to this simple fact boys. If you can just remember the one day, you can calculate the entire month around it. If you think what I've written is ridiculous or gross, you've still got a lot of learning to do. You're a man with responsibilities and logic. This is just another one of those facts. Use it wisely.

Edit: Important qualifier thanks to /u/UrsusG : Be careful of females playing dumb about their bodies to gauge your intelligence, response method and tells. Remember that women listen to the medium as well as the message!

I did it boys! This thread was picked up on The Blue Pill!