Two weeks ago one of my plates sent me a text calling me "minimal effort guy" because I chose to watch a football game with the guys instead of hanging out with her. As a result I ignored her completely the next week and then started teasing her via Snapchat the second week where I would send a pic but wouldn't actually respond to anything she sent. Soon enough, she's sending half nude selfies and wanting to hook up.

Last night I finally saw her and the very first thing she wants to do is define the relationship because she's worried that I was sleeping around those two weeks even though it is very well established that we aren't exclusive. I point out that calling me minimal effort guy is not really the way to get what she wants (too much talking on my part, I know) and I tell her that I'm happy with the way things are. I try to change the subject but she's relentless even though I'm just staring at her. When she finally shuts up, I repeat that I like things the way they are.

Eventually, the hamster hits warp speed and I get the "I know what I'm worth" speech. Time to find a new plate.

Remember the following:

  • women have no problem trying to shame you into getting what they want
  • be outcome independent. There's no amount of sex that's worth a lot of drama and shit tests. I promise she's not that special.
  • many divorced women think of sex as currency first. If you don't buy what she's selling, get ready for the shit tests.
  • a divorced woman can always outlast you with her nagging because she's had a ton of practice. Be ready to walk. Unfortunately, I couldn't in this case.
  • younger women are prettier, nicer and like an older man. Use it to your advantage if this applies to you.
  • the true meaning of "I know what I'm worth" is "you're an asshole for not marrying me even though I'm sleeping with you so I need to go find someone who will"