Summary: Women talk about branch swinging and using BB.

I was relaxing with a plate the other night after a great day at the beach (single mother HB 7 or 8, 27 y/o) and her friend came over asking for relationship advice. The single mom is very RP, understands the game from a woman's perspective and knows that I understand it as well.

The other woman (HB6) is very innocent, a good girl, she still believe in love as Disney portrays it. She is currently dating a self employed alpha landscaper who kicked her out of the house for wanting to cuddle when he had work to do. She has no apartment of her own, and portrays herself as the victim (although if he's working to pay her rent, she damn well better let him work when he needs to) of his rudeness and lack of sympathy. Obviously, this is her hamster not being able to see his priorities. She complains that he is probably seeing women on the side when he goes out of town for work projects. On top of all this, she is nearing the wall at 28 y/o.

My plate starts talking to her about her situation and because she knows that I know what girls' real strategy is, has no problem engaging in straight talk in front of me. My plate starts telling little miss homeless that she needs to get on the monkey bars (we call it branch swinging, she calls it monkey bars). She goes on to say being in a relationship with men is like being on the monkey bars, because you need to keep one hand on your current lover while swinging to the next. My plate's friend had some moral objections but my plate told her the same thing we say here. "Relationships aren't about right and wrong. If you let your morals get in the way, you might be dependent on him until you hit rock bottom. Better to start searching for your next man while you already have a fall back."

My plate went on to tell her that as she gets older it's going to be harder to find men who are willing to support her (the wall) and that she should use her looks to attract someone ugly or short who more money than the landscaper. According to her they are more grateful to have someone in their lives and less frugal (Beta Bux).

The seemingly innocent girl was persuaded more easily than I imagined. Within a few minutes they were talking about upscale bars, OKCupid, and other ways to meet what they call "generous men". They talked about everything you'd expect, waiting at least 4 dates to have sex, only giving oral after the poor sucker buys her something nice, etc.

I couldn't help but chuckle at the conversation and be thankful myself and my brothers here. My plate sees me as an alpha so I fuck for free. Without y'all, I might've been seen as a "generous man".

Lessons learned:

Many women know about the amorality of relationships and sex, even if they publicly deny it.

If they don't already believe in the amorality of relationships and sex, women swallow the pill fast because it takes almost no self-improvement for decent looking women to find a source of beta bux.

Keep plating. Women will branch swing when they become desperate for financial security, but it doesn't really matter if you have another source of pussy.