Although I believe that getting laid is the end goal on a night out, a bit of attention and fun is always great.

I have a friend who has dedicated everything he's ever done to getting poon. Hes done business schemes that involves best way to get laid. I thought it was quite sad.

For weeks now he's been begging me to go to his clubnights which he now started to host. So I went down.

My promoter friend greeted us at the door. He was so happy to show what he's been upto.

We bypassed a queue as long as the river nile into this club on a weeknight, and walked straight past the crowds, the dancefloor right into vip which was at the back end of this club. Its a secluded room with a fridge, vodka coming out of your ears and youre own toilet. Just as you come out of the vip room you can walk up to the DJ booth and overlook the crowd and even dj if you want. Thats how chill my friend was.

It was an experience I had never had before. That cost me nothing.

After a few drinks we realized (me and my wing) that we had to use this to our advantage, as my promoter friend did.

We walked round the club taking girls back each time with 4 lines;

"Do you like vodka?"

"Come VIP"

"Come backstage"

"Lets DJ"

It was too easy, too easy. It was on, 4 girls got with us, and I was just trying to get laid in the room as my promoter friend got a blowie in the private toilet.

It was like being a celebrity. Girls will do anything for power, for feeling like they are hanging with the cool guys.

My advice here is basically they are ALL hypergamy. Even the sweet ones. So next time you are in a club bar, and you think shes cute, sweet whatever, bullshit. They are all up for it.