Surviving Socially Awkward Part 3- Tips & Tricks

whattheysaidprobably · 2024-05-22T15:59:51+00:00

This is about 50% corny garbage advice and 50% very useful and proven working methods but im not going to sit here and dice it all up. Take it for what its worth fellas

_do_not_read_this_ · 2024-05-22T18:10:54+00:00

Sorry guy but this is cringe advice that reads like you summarized and catalogued 50 other "pick up artist" posts. Having a checklist for most of this stuff is a horrible way to approach a dating event.

Date Ideas

Fuck this. Do something you want to do. It's not your job to entertain her. Do something cool that you like doing, and invite her to come with. Maybe after you've fucked and decided you want to see her again, you can come up with "event" dates based on conversations you've had with her. But seriously, I'm not going zip-lining or an escape room for anyone.

Ask Any of These Questions

Screw that. If you don't know how to have a conversation with a person, you shouldn't be dating. Oh, sure, have some fallback chatter, and make her do most of the talking. But jeez can you imagine the incels reading this going down the list one by one?

What's your perfect date?

Oh lord. This is dating advice for divorced grown ups from the '80s. What do you do if she doesn't respond "this one with you right now" and instead she launches into describing some romantic dream date with candles and expensive dinner and a horse carriage ride through the park?

If she doesn’t let you spin her around, she’s not interested; she’s not compliant to your leadership.

Oh lord, again.

*if* you want to do this, make sure it's contextually appropriate. And don't just grab her hand and spin her around, she won't know what you're trying to do. Once you've determined it's appropriate, then, and only then, say something like "wow you got dressed all nice for me! Let me see" and then you do the spinny fingers in the air with your hand to indicate "turn around so I can admire you". Then you compliment her on something but don't be a retard about it. "Cool shoes, I like how they match your dress" is something you could say.

If you're smooth like me you can do it better, holding her hand while she spins, then you keep holding her hand and lead her to the next spot. Women love holding hands.

Sexual Innuendos To Throw In Mid-Conversation

This takes massive amounts of confidence, and nonstop calibration, and has to be *situationally* appropriate. Don't just blurt shit like this out. And seriously dude, most of them are creepy. You really should be showing her you're attracted, not saying it.

How To Have Great Sex

Stopped reading here. Again with the "checklist" of what to do. Also dick sucking always comes first, unless you go straight into fucking. After you've fucked her a few times you can start to mix it up.

Interesting-Pipe-239 · 2024-05-22T01:09:22+00:00

Cant believe this idiot is even allowed to post his load of bs 😭

Vermillion-Rx · 2024-05-22T23:35:08+00:00

OP, this post is trying so hard to be way too many things at once. This is such an unfocused post.

I'm not trying to be critical that's just an objective inconvenience of the post. It's hard to even target specific items for critique because it's hard to even remember what was in the post to go back and find.

This post is trying to be an "everything you need to know ever" post and thus it fails to adequately address anything because instead of quality isolated posts of their own topics, they are just a bit of everything, like a sampler plate of different appetizers at a restaurant instead of full entrees.

I'd have to take more time to go back and target specific things. But this post has some blue pill advice in it.

Namely the women prioritizing safety, they don't. When they are highly attracted to men (and men that tend to be less safe at that), and during arousal they are willing to take more risks (but they don't want to be HARMED at the same time). There is a high degree of overlap between women feeling safe and having sex with you, but that safety component prevents you from NOT getting laid because they don't want to be HARMED. It doesn't GET you laid.

Secondly, some of these pick up lines are quite canned and others miss the point. You will of course attract some women in spite of these lines, but not because of them. You will come across as confident to many and these women will make a snap decision on you, the ones that are interested will stay interested long enough to see where it goes. Many however, will take it as out of place, socially awkward, and it will not sit well when an otherwise confident yet organic opener would have served you much better. "You look like my next ex" isn't exactly doing you any long term favors.

"Pay for everything" is antithetical to red pill teachings. This should be completely stricken from the post, it's not something that should ever appear in another one of your posts again unless it's just coffee or something similarly trivial.

There are some other problems with the post, such as encouraging men to eat pussy on the first instance of sex. Sure, it will get a lot of women wild but at the same time it's too nuanced of an action to blanket suggest it without any grains of salt disclosed. First, if it's extremely apparent you are just trying to please her at your expense she will not be as attracted versus if it's just part of the sex. There is a big difference that should be stated. Secondly, i would never encourage a guy to eat out a first night lay or someone you quickly banged without vetting. It is pretty risky health wise unless you have a really good idea of where she's been/her sex habits

All black also works well but if that's all you wear that is not good advice imo. Wear it on first date or some other good date later, great. But if you wear it every time no. It's gonna be tease fodder by her and everyone else. Maybe that's not what you intended to write but that's how I'm reading it.

I'm not sure what else to comment on this comment took a while as is and that's without looking back at the post to scan for more

DanielFromCucked · 2024-05-25T03:24:42+00:00

This reads like someone typed a prompt into chatgtp along the lines of "pickup artist checklist 2010". Here's a checklist

Move to Latin America.

SixStringsToSanity · 2024-06-27T22:20:15+00:00

Dude that how to have great sex section has me rolling. Step one is a great step. I like if they can handle doing it more than once. I should make a guide to eating pussy, honestly, it's such an underappreciated skill.

Ronnyvar · 2024-05-22T01:27:08+00:00

yeah bro take her zip lining, be a man and take her out for a meal then an ice cream walking with a nice view relax and mention the cheese you have in your fridge at home she should come see.

some guys are so in their head. Does anybody even read the content anymore? it’s all there!

JMK7154 · 2024-05-22T19:07:53+00:00

"Every man, regardless of body type, should do three sets of 50 pushups, sit-ups, and dips through the day"

This is dogshit advice. Ever head of progressive overload? Doing the exact same routine every day will get you nowhere.

Title	Surviving Socially Awkward Part 3- Tips & Tricks
Author	anonymousundergrad
Upvotes	54
Comments	31
Date	May 22, 2024 12:42 AM UTC (2 years ago)
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