Textbook AFBB

IRiseFromTheAshes · 2014-07-16T06:55:07+00:00

66 percent [of wives] would rather read a book, watch a movie or take a nap than sleep with a spouse

Think about that statistic for a second. Two out of every three married women would rather read or go to sleep than get railed by their husbands. Think how unbelievably insulting that is to the husband. As if men didn't need anymore incentive not to get married.

BorMato · 2014-07-16T02:37:19+00:00

Knowing something is in scarce supply enhances desire, and that’s difficult to do in a marriage.

Don't let her get too comfortable.

theredpillager · 2014-07-16T05:47:49+00:00

It just boggles my mind how they can print article after article literally detailing their hypergamy, and then come here to harangue us when we point it out. Then again, I have a penis.

[deleted] · 2014-07-16T11:49:04+00:00

Amanda Chatel, a 33-year-old writer

She writes for The Frisky, XO Jane, and HuffPo.

"I used to swear that I’d take the best sex over the love stuff any day, but recently I’ve realized that phenomenal sex will never hold a candle to real love and a healthy relationship,” Chatel says. “I fear I may have matured."

I give you The Wall.

She got married last year. I suppose that she's already bored with the sex and her hamster is on overdrive.

LAMFF · 2014-07-16T02:27:21+00:00

They really print this tripe? Best sex I ever had was whoring in Tijuana, where is the article about that?

IamAwaken · 2014-07-16T12:09:35+00:00

The word choice at the end made me giggle a little bit: (I don't know fancy reddit quote command so I use quotes)

"If that’s the case, you have to find someone where the relationship is more of a gentle carousel motion. No kids ever got sick from that."

Problem is most women ride the cock carousel first. This other ride is boring after that.

This article actually makes me more angry than have laugh though: (A) Two out of three wives hate fucking their husbands. Would rather not do anything than do that. (B) Over half of women that married are already ruined by the carousel. (C) The AF is made more exciting because a woman decides it's temporary. Meaning she'll never see that in a stable relationship.

Consider what "the best sex of your life" actually means. That's like saying the best moment of your life.

What is the point of sharing your life with someone like that? OR a better question: why would a man want a woman who has fallen so hard for another man?

It's official that most women have literally ruined themselves.

analrapeage · 2014-07-16T12:50:15+00:00

“I knew [my best sex partner] was temporary, and so the great sex was the best because the sex was the relationship,” she adds. “We didn’t have to invest in anything else.”

Translation: I was a plate, but I was happy to be a plate because I knew I wasn't LTRworthy. However I'm happy he chose me, at least temporarily.

trudatness · 2014-07-16T13:57:01+00:00

“I used to swear that I’d take the best sex over the love stuff any day, but recently I’ve realized that phenomenal sex will never hold a candle to real love and a healthy relationship,” Chatel says. “I fear I may have matured.”

That's hamsterese for "The hot studly guys I use to revel in banging don't want me anymore so now I'm focusing on liking home ownership, vacations and credit cards "

johnnight · 2014-07-16T08:46:26+00:00

Excellent catch OP. The AF data is fundamental:

52% of women do not marry the guy they had the best sex with.

This is most likely an understatement. It has to be higher: If the 66% would rather do something else than have sex with the spouse, than that would leave 14% who somehow are with the best sexual dude in their life, but would rather not do it with him...

Niemamnick · 2014-07-16T13:23:08+00:00

Imagine this: you work a fucklot of hours every week to make money for you to pay for her expenses, her tuition fees/debts, her hobbies. You married her when she was around 28 or 29 and way past her prime. She doesn't find you as attractive as previous boyfriends/lovers. She doesn't want to be your little pornstar. She isn't loyal to you. One day you come back home and you find her in the arms of another guy. Or you see her sexting some random guy on Facebook.

But of course, you didn't see this coming when you married a girl with a long string of ex-bf's/fwb's. After all, the "past is the past".

Unrelampago · 2014-07-16T19:30:18+00:00

I recently got told I was someone's best sex ever. By a girl with a boyfriend.

darkstout · 2014-07-16T16:35:12+00:00

the best sex is defined as something that, for many, encompasses “danger, newness and fantasy fulfillment.”

And then the very next sentence:

That’s only sensible.

Imagine if an article was written for men saying it is "sensible" for him to be attracted to a young woman and to act dangerous around her, fulfilling his fantasies of dominating/ravishing her. Women get a pussy pass for their sexuality.

OKJaded · 2014-07-16T08:52:57+00:00

Guys. I think we are being trolled.

"“Your best sexual relationship has likely been with the person who was most unstable and most volatile, but was very passionate,” Cooper says. “That’s like riding a roller coaster. That’s passion. But if you have a family, riding a roller coaster isn’t that great for kids.”"

"If that’s the case, you have to find someone where the relationship is more of a gentle carousel motion. No kids ever got sick from that."

Interesting that the article is trying to pull the "Sure you're not the best sex and I'm not as passionate with you as I have been with others... But I swear I wouldn't trade it!"

aresta · 2014-07-16T07:18:44+00:00

I'd like to make a couple points. The type of woman that responds to this type to this type of survey is far more likely to have slept around.

Second, usually when women are asked they will say that emotional fulfillment is what makes sex amazing. So the women that said they didn't marry their best must really not like sex with her husband.

TheUltimatePoet · 2014-07-16T15:49:42+00:00

What is AFBB?

All the abbreviations can become a bit frustrating at times, and the glossary from the sidebar is almost never a help. Explain, please!

sway_usa · 2014-07-16T23:57:59+00:00

The rationalization....it's over 9000!

This sentence sacrificed to the comment Gods.

loin_fruit · 2014-07-17T22:53:50+00:00

Lol at how many married women I've noticed on tinder lately and what makes it funnier is that their main pic is of them and their husband. What.

HolographicWhaleTail · 2014-07-16T23:06:18+00:00

I swear women have the weirdest logic.

Title	Textbook AFBB
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