This is for the newer guys. The ones still choking down the bitter taste. Its a piece of advice that has never, not once, not NEVER failed me.

Starting out, if you're coming from being blue, you probably aren't going to be pulling 10's. Hell, likely you won't even try for the club queens. Its OK. I get it, we all do. The chick sitting there surrounded by a throng of admirers, with 10 guys jostling just to buy her a drink, surrounded by her slightly less pretty friends is intimidating. Everyone can get that. You don't take a swing at the champ if its your first fight and thats fine.

I'm saying to not hunt down a slumpbuster because, well, just have some fucking pride.

What I'm saying is that if you're on OkC, or Tinder, or you're thinking about setting up a night with a plate or something, and you not quite sure.... Jack off.

Get some lotion.

Put on some good shit.

And rub one out.

See if it still feels like a good idea.

Things can change radically from one moment to the next in that few seconds. Chances are, if you aren't sure, its a bad idea in the first place and in that moment of clarity when you aren't thinking with your dick, you'll realize it.

And when you do? Act on it.

Realize that if you aren't going after quality, then the quantity does not matter.

We talk about preselection and shit, but you have to realize that if you're being preselected by 4's you ain't getting an 8. Like begets like.

Don't waste your time on shit you'll regret. Don't pull a coyote ugly.

-Bootyshots out.