My break was finishing, and as I was getting some water, these two people we're having a somewhat loud conversation. Wasn't paying attention, but I suppose the guy's break was ending as well.

See the dude stand up and head towards the door, as he left then I heard him say "I just saw an opportunity and I took it" with a shit grin all over his face to the girl.

And then the girl who he is talking to replied (and I quote):

"Why is it that I only like the guys who are assholes to me and not the ones who are nice?"

I burst out in fucking laughter. Did a spit take. They both looked at me like I was crazy, but it didn't matter.

I couldn't stop smirking. Walked out shortly after.

First thought directly afterwards:

"The pill is real dude. The pill is fucking real and don't ever doubt it."