Another rational specimen

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-02-24T03:20:25+00:00

"MEN SUCK! HERE ARE MY DEMANDS AND I HAVE A KID"

RedMeatTrinket · 2020-02-24T03:18:25+00:00

I would talk to her but she doesn’t have her shit together.

Fourty8Seventy6 · 2020-02-24T03:22:37+00:00

I am really wondering what the success rate is for a catty single mom on any online platform. Like, if this is the attitude they give, what is that really saying?

mimiczx · 2020-02-24T03:17:39+00:00

Gotta love it when they make the left swipe an easy decision 😂

JacksLackOfGAF · 2020-02-24T04:30:03+00:00

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Rottinghere · 2020-02-24T05:20:23+00:00

She's a single mom at age 25 and yet she has the sheer audacity to talk about having "your shit together?" Wow. How pathetically delusional.

Extra_Napkins · 2020-02-24T03:34:11+00:00

She didn’t bounce back from being pregnant three years ago. Pulled the old pin on the fat grenade at the geriatric age of 22.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-02-24T03:21:54+00:00

That, and her fatass is an issue. And her shit attitude. And her holier than thou mindset. And her narcissism. ...just everything basically.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-24T03:29:03+00:00

Kid is my world, tired of playing games, blah blah blah.

Tight-Diamond · 2020-02-24T03:30:28+00:00

Bit fat to be making such demands.

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2020-02-24T03:41:25+00:00

"You, the reader, are a stupid useless sack of shit! Now PAY ME"

Yuuzhan83 · 2020-02-24T06:49:40+00:00

Dating a treadmill should be your priority.

4Sammich · 2020-02-24T08:33:16+00:00

Growing up being told that they are a princess, that they are the most precious girl ever to walk this earth, that they, and they alone are worthy of only the best, most perfect male has led to this. These women have personality disorders.

nodirection12 · 2020-02-24T07:31:15+00:00

i prefer when they say they have a kid in their bio, i swipe left. i hate when you are chatting with a girl and then you ask her to hangout and she says "Can't, have my kids tonight!!". instant block and reported for being a cunt

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-02-24T07:56:52+00:00

Like, are there any single women without kids out there anymore?

tango-01 · 2020-02-24T08:40:55+00:00

'Have your shit together, so I don't have to. If you don't, you're not a real man.'

Only crazy or entitled people talk like that.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-02-24T05:56:17+00:00

Asketh and ye shalt receive. Swiped left and deleted the program

Hoodlum224 · 2020-02-24T05:45:00+00:00

Have your shit together, because I don’t and need a sucker

The_mightiest_punt · 2020-02-24T12:11:28+00:00

Did the man who blew his load in you have his shit together, or was he just hawt?

Land_of_the_Losers · 2020-02-24T10:46:05+00:00

She demands that your shit be together because her shit is falling apart. How else are you gonna put all her broken shit back together for her if you haven't already done it? And make no mistake: piecing this woman's broken shit back together will be like reassembling a carburetor in the dark with superglue on all the parts.

All those years you spent working hard, acquiring marketable skills, saving your money and being a grown-up? Rejoice, for she and her bastard kiddie are now magnanimously willing to let you bestow your hard-won resources and gallant labor upon their deserving selves! Wasn't that your ultimate romantic fantasy from the very beginning? You can start by sending a fat check to the debt collection agency because their phone calls are starting to annoy her.

octibrian · 2020-02-24T06:19:00+00:00

in five years...only want men not on oxygen, parole is almost finished, has at least his front teeth, speaks english well enough to call for dominos, is over 5 feet two, wont pimp me out on tuesdays, hep c medication mostly working, doesnt always need viagra, must have at least comb over, wont lock me out when you are with side chick, promise never have sex with my sister at home, and if you cant handle me...im reasonable/what do i have to do

Lis456 · 2020-02-24T09:44:07+00:00

Filtered as hell pic, They weren’t kidding when they said white girls have a shelf life of 23

bongohai · 2020-02-24T10:13:00+00:00

She has an endearing way with words. Makes me wanna scoop her up in a whirlwind of romantic ecstasy /s

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-02-24T12:48:53+00:00

Men her age are trash? No.. the men she fucks are trash. If they weren't she wouldn't be a single mom. There are plenty of good men out there, but they lost interest in her when she had a kid.

CarlSpacler · 2020-02-24T08:31:21+00:00

Swipe right for pure misery

altair43 · 2020-02-24T08:38:00+00:00

How many filters is that?

Psychoticface · 2020-02-24T09:44:54+00:00

I just immediately swiped left on this and realised it was not Tinder but a static photo! Don't need to tell me twice to swipe left she's a joke looking for a step daddy on "Tinder" talk about low expectations.

2020-02-24T15:37:30+00:00

I never understood women on dating sites and apps who have such aggressive bios. I can understand if they put something like "no hookups" or whatever but it almost seems like they are setting themselves up for arguments.

SirKolbath · 2020-02-24T18:20:35+00:00

Girls this age are a joke. Knocked up, fattened up, and washed up, they make demands and think a phrase like "my kids will always come first" will earn them a mate.

It is natural and acceptable for a woman to prioritize her children over an anonymous man. However, for her to openly state demands of you while simultaneously informing you that she will never prioritize you is a level of dipshittery and narcissism that takes special training-- like a lifetime of feminized media and public education.

mustangfrank · 2020-02-24T16:33:40+00:00

She: I have a 3 year old daughter who will always be my priority. If that's an issue, swipe left.

Me: Swiped Left.

djkbrown2001 · 2020-02-24T15:28:10+00:00

For girls like those you pretend to be interested. Gain their trust. Hump then dump.

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-02-24T16:29:21+00:00

“Joke” = “Dont want to raise someone else’s womb turd”

Kwillsy · 2020-02-24T20:18:06+00:00

I not only swiped left I sprinted left

I-am-the-lul · 2020-02-26T06:46:57+00:00

Female Dating Profile: "If you are not willing to man-up, swipe left"

Smart High Value Guy: *swipes left\*

Women: "You are supposed to swipe right and man-up you incel, REEEEE!"

Thot_patrol_nanoda · 2020-02-24T13:16:36+00:00

Thats and issue for me. Being walhitter roastie also an issue. But would not swipe her at all, because not even looking at femoids over 22 at tinder

notorious_dreVII · 2020-02-24T14:41:47+00:00

... Oh, this is comedy! 🤣

moroots · 2020-02-24T14:42:54+00:00

physician heal thyself

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-02-24T18:00:47+00:00

That's one fake ass smile.

nunhgrader · 2020-02-24T18:54:59+00:00

Porky

Domebeers · 2020-02-24T21:23:12+00:00

/swipes left

otakuzod · 2020-02-24T21:24:49+00:00

No thanks, Stay-Puft Marshmallow Ma'am.

Fantastically_Inept · 2020-02-24T23:27:32+00:00

Which chin should I be watching when she talks?

rvail136 · 2020-02-25T01:41:50+00:00

Why do women think that Tinder, et al, are "dating apps?" They're fuck apps, for fucks sake.

dwc151 · 2020-02-25T02:49:35+00:00

She's right to be looking at older men.

Everything else is a mess.

huargh_huargh · 2020-02-25T08:22:08+00:00

Not wanting to give up your 20s to pay for another man's child = 'a joke'

The profile lists absolutely nothing in regards to what she offers, it is dripping with entitled arrogance. 'I HAVE A KID. CAN'T YOU LIKE, GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY ALREADY SMH'

Gloval1 · 2020-02-25T14:33:14+00:00

"I have a kid with no dad, don't give a shit about my health, think I'm so much better than everyone else, but YOU good sir, better have your shit together to have a chance with this Jell-O ass!"

They literally don't hear or see themselves.

ninjaguy7 · 2020-02-25T17:28:32+00:00

"Have your shit together" Ah yes tell me more

sternrobby · 2020-02-26T03:17:14+00:00

A three year old? Ugh......" Can you loan 20 dollars so I can buy my son clothes for school"? Eff that.....I'd rather be alone....

logitech757 · 2020-02-27T21:11:25+00:00

left left left yes left

Title	Another rational specimen
Author	Fourty8Seventy6
Upvotes	460
Comments	120
Date	February 24, 2020 3:15 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/f8kwes/another_rational_specimen/
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