BBW just waiting for a Chad.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-17T11:33:56+00:00

Now she doesn't have time to waste.....? WTF has she been doing? Let me guess.....

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-09-17T12:17:18+00:00

Snark. Demand.

Snark, demand.

Snark, swearing demand.

Demand, snark.

I'm picking up on a general ideational framework of her writing.

Bruchibre · 2019-09-17T11:34:15+00:00

Don't contact me without a picture, I'm not shallow... Eh isn't this contradictory?

Kart0ffel · 2019-09-17T11:50:20+00:00

Emojis fan. Is this what I have to look forward to in my 30s?

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-09-17T12:54:13+00:00

Hey there Chunky Monkey, long time no see. How old are you these days?

30

Ohhhh. Post wall and just weeee bit chubby. OOf. Tough times, Chunky. Tough times. You okay?

Does anyone even read this part?

Well, that little projection says a lot about how you treat men online. OR - this is your defensiveness squeaking out because you know how quickly men bypass Chunky BBW women.

First impressions matter, no?

First impressions last

Yeah. Um. I just said that. So what's a guy to do?

your first sentence to me better be a good one

With or without an idiotic emoji?

I'm not picky

Um. Well, that contrasts with the previous sentence you JUST FUCKING WROTE ^ Right up there! ^ Look!

sigh

So. What do you want here?

I just know what I want.

You fucking dumb ass. I am losing my patience. WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

don't confuse the two (asinine emoji)

You are just fucking with us now Chunks. Aren't you. Come on, admit it- you are trolling! Nice one. You almost got me there. With all the idiotic emojis and shit.

Haha! You got jokes. You might not be so bad after all Chunks.

I am one of the biggest emoji fans

Wait. WHAT? Are you serious? You mean you were doing that shit SERIOUSLY.

Oh. Good lord.

If you think they are childish well f&@ck off

Ok. Bye.

and move along

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really

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Don't contact me

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without a picture

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I'm not shallow .

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I just don't have time to be wasted

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crickets chirping

getfreeeeeeedom · 2019-09-17T13:16:54+00:00

Ironically if she just hit the gym hard for 8 months, ate some vegetables in place of cannolis and ice cream, put on a sweet face and acted like she had an attractive personality she could easily swindle some poor fool into dating her.

[deleted] · 2019-09-17T11:36:32+00:00

I find it funny too how she tries to come off good by defending her hypergamy by not coming off as extremely entitled and picky. That was a fail lol

Nora_Vincent_truth · 2019-09-17T12:46:41+00:00

I'm my vet course, I chose hamster analysis to specialize in. Let's start with this one.

1) your message should impress her: she thinks she's a prize and it's up to you to 'win' her. While she does nothing, you must put in all the effort.

2) not shallow, knows what she wants: you must meet her requirements. God forbid that you have standards though. After all, just because she's overweight how dare you judge her.

3) loves emojis: tries to show she has a 'cute/girlie' side by using pictures. All those heart emojis that kids use, she wants those tingle days again.

4) reiterates that she isn't shallow but has preferences. Whatever floats her boat. Too bad that she misses the fact that guys can have preferences as well (when she mentions that if a guy doesn't like xyz they can F-off)

5) a picture is a must: not only must you be entertaining, you must be attractive enough to give her tingles. I get that attraction is important, but if you look like you need to book two seats on a flight just to sit comfortably, you shouldn't have very high standards.

My conclusion is that this hamster needs different exercise than just a spinning wheel. It needs to see what the world is really like before being imprisoned back in its cage.

noobie107 · 2019-09-17T14:49:44+00:00

Don't @ me without your BMI. I'm not shallow I just don't have time to be wasted

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2019-09-17T15:53:21+00:00

My first sentence to her would be; I've never done a fat woman before.

ndaloim17 · 2019-09-17T14:46:22+00:00

And the disgusting tattoo on her arm demanding at 30. What a loser

Falln2pieces · 2019-09-17T12:06:24+00:00

"one of the biggest fans of Emojis". Oh boy, so "intelligent", deep conversations are just not gonna be a thing with you then are they?

BoskOfPortKar · 2019-09-17T12:20:16+00:00

Please .... I have just eaten.

CommentingOnVoat · 2019-09-17T12:11:15+00:00

Old, fat, used up, shallow and likes emojis. Who wouldn't want to wife this mess up?! I wouldn't even pity fuck it.

ReallyFastCourier · 2019-09-17T14:26:25+00:00

I'm sure she knows what she WANTS. The problem is the guys she WANTS don't want HER. Be gone thot.

mblazin1532 · 2019-09-17T17:32:07+00:00

To be honest, Emojis are fucking childish.

PhoenixRising-MGTOW · 2019-09-17T19:55:43+00:00

Looks like a chubby dude with long hair and really bad makeup

monkensteinxstupido · 2019-09-18T07:20:07+00:00

A fat girl that doesn't try to show off her "fat tits" ain't got NO TITS.

That is a bad sign.

nigga_phil · 2019-09-18T19:24:03+00:00

No way she is 30!

CleofisRandal · 2019-09-18T20:49:01+00:00

Don’t waste her time. Sizzler lunch specials are once a week.

cdh1003 · 2019-09-18T21:53:10+00:00

For a moment - just the briefest moment - I thought she was going to follow the 'first impressions' bit with something about men's impressions of her. But no, it's the typical ego-centric demands of what men need to do to satisfy her.

krusty_fat · 2019-09-20T09:07:11+00:00

A relationship destroyed...over emojis.

Lord help us.

HingustheBungus · 2019-09-25T14:28:13+00:00

The term "BBW" is an oxymoron.

Title	BBW just waiting for a Chad.
Author	H0nkHonk
Upvotes	122
Comments	69
Date	September 17, 2019 11:25 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/d5fklz/bbw_just_waiting_for_a_chad/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/bbw-just-waiting-for-a-chad.344135 https://theredarchive.com/post/344135

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