Chivalry is dead...

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-11-16T19:06:10+00:00

Take note of the specific phrasing here:

Real man

understands chivalry

hard to find

She is getting pumped and dumped or can only find men that are beneath her. The real man always means, "My ideal man", never what men expect which is, "strong, hardworker, kind, courteous". Her ideal man is a hot guy, preferably younger so she can feel better about her age, who wants to commit to her without requiring sex first. It isn't that this man is hard to find, he just doesn't want anything to do with her, and she needs to mark herself as desirable.

plus

And wait there is more.

a guy who thinks outside the box

doesn't care about looks and sex

She needs this ideal man to consider her in the same way men considered her when she was young. When a woman is younger and chaste, he will sacrifice having sex with her and give her the commitment she commands because he knows she is worth the wait and energy. When she gets older, men don't care about waiting anymore, because not only are there younger women giving it up, but there are also younger women that are actually worth the wait. She doesn't want this ideal man of hers to expect sex because she needs him for commitment and she knows she has a hard time getting what she wants if she gives men what they want before she gets it.

a gentle hand

likes to cuddle

wraps you up in his arms

She equates, "not wanting sex" to a gentle man, signaling to beta providers that now is there chance to get with her. Those assholes she is used to dating do not give her what she wants, so it is time to find men that have qualities that will give her what she wants (always commitment) and in her mind, are weak, inferior men to the ones she is used to. Her correlation serves to shadow the assholes she slept with in the past, while also giving good men the opportunity to check off her requirements.

I HATE being cold and that helps

But here she wants to make sure that those men do not just think they are matching requirements to get with her, but there are other reasons for wanting those qualities in them. She wants them to check off the boxes that provider betas have while also ignoring the fact that she has to have them in the first place. "See, it's just because I'm cold, and not because you are a simple minded idiot that I can take advantage of."

I'm 5'9" so at least my height preferebly taller 😁

Of course you have to be tall. If it was just taller than her she would say taller than 5'9". She wants to justify wanting a tall man, not just a taller man, which is why she mentions the fact that she is taller than average in the first place. She actually gives herself away a little bit with the grinning emoji. She mentions not traits unrelated to looks in her profile because she doesn't want men to consider her for her depreciated looks. The emoji helps to take away from the blatant contradiction she lays out. "I don't want a man that is attracted to me because he needs to be my emotional support system now. But, I need him to look good and be tall to show what a catch I truly am. Not what he wants, what I want." So, she needs you to be tall, meaning 5'11" +. She won't even message back if you are "her height". It's a huge shit test, to get attention from guys that women usually pass up, but to also prove why she needs a taller man than most women do because they are usually shorter than her.

That's just a lil idea anyway

Ohh yeah, be sure this leftovers has much much more required for her beta. This is just the start of her never ending requirements for you. And even if you manage to pass her list, she will move the goal posts to make sure you keep checking off boxes until your corpse is rotting away, and even then, "must smell good when dead" will be her requirement to give you a proper burial.

LewisCross · 2018-11-16T19:01:40+00:00

Chivalry: Man who will do whatever I tell him, give me whatever I want, never judge or question me, expect nothing in return for his service to me, and who I don't have sex with.

Women really do like these men. Women are comfortable with these men, and will spend time ~~using, exploiting, and taking advantage of~~ with these men.

It's just that women aren't sexually attracted to these men. And women will not enjoy fucking these men. Oh, they'll fuck these men every so often to keep access to his resources and white knighty behaviors. But they don't ENJOY fucking these men.

Cursedpurpose · 2018-11-16T19:08:15+00:00

Chivalry = do whatever I want, give me whatever I want, and agree with everything I say without expecting sex in return (but I offer cuddles teehee).

She's looking for something that's hard to find, but entitled middle-aged wall hitters are everywhere. See the problem? The next cat calls she hears will be literal cats.

PizzaNuggies · 2018-11-16T19:50:13+00:00

She's on a hook-up app where we judge others based off looks and she is talking about Chivalry, looking for a guy who isn't just about sex and looks, but you gotta be tall. WTF? Did she not just see her own double standards?

harharry · 2018-11-16T19:33:51+00:00

If I were to match with her, I would tell her about the great deals she can get at the local cat store.

She’s punching way above her level. Frivorce was made for use by women such as these.

moorekom · 2018-11-16T19:14:43+00:00

Right. A real man. As opposed to the imaginary ones she's been fucking so far.

Westernhagen · 2018-11-16T20:01:34+00:00

"I want all of the benefits of chivalry but none of the obligations."

CaptainMaxelson · 2018-11-17T00:29:34+00:00

Terrence Popp did a bit in one of his videos where he said that Chivalry was never really about women. It was a warrior's code of ethics. Only later did poets and other people start incorporating the idea of chaste romance and all that crap. Jousting and tournaments were a large source of entertainment as well as a way to network politically, but it became popular for knights to be some Queen's or other noblewoman's "Champion". Women always ruin the best things going for men, even back in those days.

SirKolbath · 2018-11-17T01:59:51+00:00

Doesn’t care about looks and sex.

Must be 5’8” or taller.

DeplorableRay · 2018-11-16T19:59:13+00:00

This was my first post here guys, been enjoying your takes for too long without giving back. Thx.

boisdevie · 2018-11-16T20:33:10+00:00

I'm looking for a real women who knows how to spell because 'now adays' they are few and far between.

u_dwg · 2018-11-16T21:49:03+00:00

As I always tell women...... Chivalry is dead, and women killed it.

OhNoBearIsDriving · 2018-11-16T20:17:10+00:00

Look at that chin!

KingRobotPrince · 2018-11-19T12:41:40+00:00

"I need a man who knows how to teat a lady. I also need a man that makes absolutely no demands of a woman to actually be a lady."

Whirrlz · 2018-11-17T02:19:09+00:00

"Give me cuddles but no sex."

Shit testing at its best

deathtocontrollers · 2018-11-17T04:03:38+00:00

Chivalry doesn't have anything to do with being beta bux doormat for a vagina.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-11-17T04:51:11+00:00

41 years old and still want / need a daddy figure? Sheesh. Modern women! Ptui!

0kool74 · 2018-11-20T16:06:38+00:00

Yea, personally, I don't entertain women over 5'4" If you're not significantly taller than them, you're either gonna be friendzoned or put into orbiter status.

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2018-11-21T23:33:10+00:00

"At least 30k"

hodltaco · 2018-11-22T04:20:38+00:00

All that yet nothing about the size of her boobs. You know...I might bite on the ad that starts: "With breasts the size of gun boats (34 J) I have floated through life looking for my Prince Charming blah blah blah..."

Title	Chivalry is dead...
Author	DeplorableRay
Upvotes	76
Comments	31
Date	November 16, 2018 6:18 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9xop1n/chivalry_is_dead/
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