Form an orderly queue. You better like gravitationally exceptional moms for more than one thing.

fuzzy_brb · 2021-03-14T16:10:37+00:00

If you're a woman and you don't have at least joint custody of your kids, knowing fully well how biased family court is against men, that's a MASSIVE red flag. Even drug addicted and horrible mom's still get sole custody.

Perrymason2016 · 2021-03-14T16:39:53+00:00

What IS that thing?!? Who seriously wants her just for sex.. ugh i threw up in my mouth just thinking about it...

jstsohpnsImfckngChad · 2021-03-14T16:36:16+00:00

Commas and periods are hard, huh?

You fail English? That's unpossible!

Aierdre · 2021-03-14T15:48:22+00:00

What the hell does "I'm a military brat... I'm down to play" means? Is it on me because I'm not a native speaker??

alphabachelor · 2021-03-14T16:13:15+00:00

Definitely has a Roz from Monsters Inc look to her.

Martellus732 · 2021-03-14T16:55:42+00:00

Miss Piggy is looking to making some bacon.

2021-03-14T17:11:04+00:00

Fucking gross

Gefan27 · 2021-03-14T17:48:07+00:00

Maybe a trigger warning for that picture?

Gaiinahat · 2021-03-14T16:12:32+00:00

I just feel bad for this one.

OkTurbulence · 2021-03-14T16:14:41+00:00

That's a hard no from me, bud.

fantasticfantasy69 · 2021-03-14T16:54:14+00:00

My eyes! I can’t unsee that!!! 🥴🤢🤮

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-03-14T17:12:03+00:00

She claims to want/offer more than sex then offers threesomes in the last sentence?

Which is it?

ChadThunderJunk · 2021-03-14T20:07:43+00:00

Anyone got the phone number for My 600lb Life?

One-Move · 2021-03-14T21:31:37+00:00

That is not a moon,....

loneliness-inc · 2021-03-15T02:55:42+00:00

I'm not attracted to Michelin man

escailer · 2021-03-14T18:10:41+00:00

...tired of only being wanted for only one thing...

I have an idea for a new sub I’d like to pitch to this community, based on this profile.

Is it possible to find an OLD profile of a woman so incredibly unattractive that she doesn’t have to pre-set the expectation that she is tired of guys only wanting to fuck her? Essentially, can anyone find a woman so ugly that she can’t get fucked from an endless supply of dudes the second she would like to?

AurelianWay · 2021-03-14T17:08:31+00:00

I don't don't know why she even bothered with the filters. She might as well wash and wax a wrecked car at the scrapyard.

muaythaiteep · 2021-03-14T23:09:22+00:00

Why isn’t she smiling in her own picture? She used a digital frame with smile printed on it and she doesn’t smile, WTF!! She can’t follow simple directions?

(Sarcasm) I can’t believe no one has snatched this woman up

SwiftStrik3 · 2021-03-15T08:34:30+00:00

She has her own gravitational field too

2021-03-15T10:47:54+00:00

I feel bad for her. The military brat thing hit home. Military families have it rough quite often.

THAT BEING SAID - what the hell? Is she insane? The filters, the lack of grammar, the pics... all horrible. She needs her family to sit her down and give her some hard facts. She needs to make some serious changes in her life. No man can fix that except her father. And no husband should have to be a father as well.

saberwarthog · 2021-03-14T18:35:02+00:00

Wow, at first I thought that we got new photos of a supermassive Black hole thanks to the Event Horizon Telescope...

kidruhil · 2021-03-14T22:48:32+00:00

We need a NSFW equivalent but like not safe for eyes

Joaquino7997 · 2021-03-15T09:03:04+00:00

A woman without custody of her kids AND uses Snapchat photo filters to make herself look 'more attractive' should be avoided like the plague.

tikki747 · 2021-03-15T15:46:08+00:00

It's so so much worse than I thought. All the cutesy animal filters in the world can't save this ham planet and her fat little welfare piglets.

Chuck0017 · 2021-03-15T19:19:52+00:00

Who's self esteem is so low that he is plowing her?.... cmon guys

12E21C6 · 2021-03-15T20:23:51+00:00

Is that a blobfish

mustangfrank · 2021-03-15T20:36:52+00:00

This one hurt my eyes.

genio_del_queso · 2021-03-25T08:15:23+00:00

Lol she isn’t a bbw, she’s just fat. And unattractive to boot.

Form an orderly queue. You better like gravitationally exceptional moms for more than one thing.

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Title	Form an orderly queue. You better like gravitationally exceptional moms for more than one thing.
Author	MelkorHimself
Upvotes	83
Comments	50
Date	March 14, 2021 3:40 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/m4xddw/form_an_orderly_queue_you_better_like/
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