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[–]BGHPF350 points351 points352 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So then leave? Dumb monkey branchers
[–]Something_Chronical243 points244 points245 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She needs the bills paid, duh
[–]SomeSqueakyCleanButtJr. Hamster Analyst294 points295 points296 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
The market value of pussy is crashing hard, and it's only being propped up by a few hold out investors praying for a dead cat bounce.
[–][deleted] 89 points90 points91 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Moving average is looking worse and worse for the hodlers
[–]NinjasOwnTheNight63 points64 points65 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
This x100. It’s like realizing you’ll never get your dream job after sitting on the couch eating junk and getting fat whilst harboring no skillset then crying why??? What about my arbitrary conditioned societal status?
[–]SomeSqueakyCleanButtJr. Hamster Analyst53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
"You mean my summer-job-at-Arbys-level-education isn't enough to land me a 6-figure-CFO-level career now that I'm in the shit end of my 30s and my onlyfans has dried up?? MISOGYNY!! ALL WHITE MEN ARE NAZI RAPISTS!!"
I'd be laughing to myself right now if that was satire...
[–]NinjasOwnTheNight21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s horrifying that they actually believe that. Not just women but men too. I’m happy to know there’s like minded people who know what the hell is actually happening. We may be the minority but its a brotherhood of shared knowledge all the same.
[–]MikepGreyPurple pill abuser - Don't feed after midnight-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It is spelled CEO. And yes all white men are nazi rapists
But I am ok cuz I am a caucasian so that doesn't apply to me, come and get this good stuff ladies! XD
[–]Piece_of_robot_trash17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
CFO is a thing
[–]MikepGreyPurple pill abuser - Don't feed after midnight4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
certified flying object?
[–]SomeSqueakyCleanButtJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Chief Financial Officer. CEO is thrown around too much, so thought I'd use something different.
[–]MikepGreyPurple pill abuser - Don't feed after midnight1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Neat! You just got a +1 for knowing stuff!
[–]makeshiftpillow29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sluts go down, stocks go up
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[–]TheApricotCavalier|-.,_,.-Troll Mind in a TRP Body-.,_,.-|0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pussy worship is a dying religion. Cash worship is coming back in a big way.
[–]killking727 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and yet there's some idiot who's long on $PSY
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole[M] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please don't directly link other subreddits.
[–]a1b1no3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rule 7. Understood!
[–][deleted] 139 points140 points141 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
2010: The friendzone doesn't exist and we don't like bad boys!
2020: We do like bad boys and we're actively recruiting orbiters to give us the emotional support we need to chase them.
[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi70 points71 points72 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Also 2020: we don’t like nice guys or guys that are decent human beings. They’re incels who have a hidden agenda because no one is nice just because! They’re being nice to get sex! If you won’t accept consolation price friendzoning from a woman then you don’t value women! Reeeee!
[–]GayyFieri61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Incel means nothing anymore. Women will call you incel right after fucking them when they don't get their way.
[–]warlocc_Jr. Hamster Analyst22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's one of many words that the SJWs, feminists, MeTooers, and liberals have completely butchered and overused.
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
DAMN RIGHT I'M AN INCEL.
I want to fuck that poon like any other man. Does me being nice about it offend them? They can go back to the whore carousel with the other non-virgins sluts.
Friendzoning? They can take that Cucumber Friend and shove it up their Bottom Zone.
I suppose women are trashy and want a man to annihilate them in bed then leave them in tears after, rather than annihilate them in bed and stick around after.
Sluts and whores!!!!!!!!!
[–]road_laya1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, being nice offends them, because they feel like you are trying to trick them into getting impregnated by a weak soy boy like you.
[–]leartistoflifebeware of NEVSAAPOT103 points104 points105 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Translation:
"I'm with Beta Billy and need Chad dick cuz you know..hypergamy. I might leave Billy if you fuck me right and/or have more money than him teehee"
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[–]3HardWaySr. Hamster Analyst59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is the better interpretation. Remember, women do not communicate overtly. She is not actually promising sex. "Fuck" is just thrown in there to get Billy on the hook.
[–]Ireallylovewatches25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I wasn't red pilled I would have fallen for this. Thank God for this sub and all the other guys who've experienced the bullshit so that we don't have to.
Edit: bulletin - bullshit
[–]capt_sasukeHorsehair Specialist71 points72 points73 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She is an animal with no sense of shame. Gentlemen, we are living in the end times. The - brazen degeneracy, sexual looseness, contemptible public conduct, shameless hoochie mamas etc. If females did not have a vag, most would have a value close to zero.
🤡 + 🌎
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Face it, if they didn't have a pussy between their legs, they would have a bounty on their heads.
[–]AnEdgyLoser52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“My boyfriend is broke, spoil me every once in a while and I might let you fuck”
[–]GayyFieri33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOTS of women like this. Women are not loyal
[–]Killljoys133 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Preach!
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
i never understand this. in hindsight i realize them telling me they had a boyfriend after two or so months of knowing them wasn't to suggest they were taken but because they were setting me up to be branched to since they were too weak to possibly ever be single for even a day.
i wish women realized there is no bigger turn off than talking about their lame ass boyfriends who are jobless/not going to school
[–]uberduger10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd imagine it's even worse if they mention that their boyfriend isn't a waster, because it means you will never, ever be good enough for her and as soon as someone richer or more "dangerous" comes along, she'll be on your own bed with her legs open for him.
[–]Albusmaddog8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is either boss level trolling, or I got nothing. Won’t man shame, but you’re literally enabling and endorsing the behaviour none of us want, mate.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well the context i was talking about were girls who were my lab partners and a coworker. to each his own but that sounds pretty dark side dude
[–]Artichoke1921 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“I’ve got one boyfriend, yes...but what about second boyfriend?”
[–]Prototype_Grendel1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dont think he knows about second boyfriend, pip.
[–]IAmOverItAllMGTOW17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So fucking brazen about it too, JFC
[–]Drp34516 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And we wonder why western society is on the decline!
[–]OpenImagination913 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This one’s a keeper fellas!
[–]Magicus111 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hope her life blows up in her face.
[–]tikanderogaJr. Hamster Analyst11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her bf doesn’t do it enough apparently.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh great! She is looking for someone to cheat with on her boyfriend. Soon, you will be the one cheated on after you spend your money on her.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if all men stopped paying for women as soon as the pussy dried up this would not happen.
[–]AlienID3853259 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Break...up?
[–]abascaburger11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Being alone is scary to those who have dedicated their lives to monkey branching. Especially when you literally just have to have a vagina for desperate men who fuck like they looking for a home. Imagine literally being sought after not because of anything else besides having a pussy. And why work on yourself if you have legions of men wanting to fuck at every turn? If one guy doesn’t like your attitude he “has a fragile ego” and “get some different dick queen, you deserve better.” It starts with the family and then she moves into a place with beta boy provider and gets railed by Chad low key because she “respects beta boy and the special connection they have” and knows “he loves me I just can’t leave him”
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Chris brown was right, man. Wtf.
[–]LOL-4-DAYZ[S] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Broooo i was literally so close to making the caption "these hoes aint loyal" -Chris Brown lol!
[–]AngusBoomPants8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of the girl I met on tinder who worked across the street from my job and accidentally told me she had a boyfriend. When I asked her about it she told me she just wanted some side action.
[–]heyyy-kiddo8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A common thing to do is to Jude people by base values. If she has a boyfriend and wants to switch why bother with her? I'd be ok if she'd break up with him and not backsta or they had an open relationship. Red flag otherwise.No need to dig deeper.
[–]AngryCockOfJusticeHarbinger of Dom Play, Purveyor of Skirts, Paragon of Hoe Tricks4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dayum sloppy seconds on legs
[–]nihilismMattersTmro6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So what is a boyfriend?
[–]Vindaloo-brication7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone that devotes his every waking moment to validating her insecurities apparently.
[–]uberduger3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh brilliant, I get to be your fuckjob on the sides with all the "bad side" of it too? Basically all the stuff you get in a relationship but also all the annoying shit of being with someone that thinks cheating is acceptable?
What a sweet deal, sign me up!
[–]EastEndMontrealer12 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So in other words: A BOYFRIEND!
[–]Redhood616Jr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thots and normalizing indefinitely. Name a more iconic duo?!
[–]LionVenom102 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A new sitcom?
[–]LOL-4-DAYZ[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂😂
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are getting more and more unhinged and more arrogant by the day.
[–]tw1nm3t30r1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Application? Pfffh hahaha what is dating a job interview now?
[–]Yalandunyali1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ho'
[–]DADDYKRUEGER0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much
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