Looking for a "daddy" on tinder, while being clinically obese during her prime years.

asdf333aza · 2021-01-10T00:55:38+00:00

I like how she's huge and describes herself as average.

IoSonCalaf · 2021-01-10T02:00:00+00:00

I’m guessing she’s probably 5’0” too.

Overkillengine · 2021-01-10T02:27:20+00:00

I don’t know if anyone else has this hard limit, but bi-sexual is a hard no for me. Just because of two separate shitty experiences

xkulp8 · 2021-01-10T03:32:52+00:00

If YOU would keep moving you wouldn't be so big

ronoda12 · 2021-01-10T02:41:45+00:00

Avoid such genetic garbage

Xuppy · 2021-01-10T14:36:37+00:00

She needs a Stevia daddy.

alleyteris · 2021-01-10T12:45:20+00:00

If this is an average specimen in your country, I'd rather turn gay than fuck one of these ffs

2021-01-10T08:51:16+00:00

Her teeth make her look like Dracula's daughter, but she certainly didn't inherit her father's genes unfortunately.

2021-01-10T11:20:45+00:00

Pros: She's succinct.

Cons: Everything else.

Bisexual: Confirmed petri dish of STIs

Average brat: No manners; no adult behaviour; no impulse control (If you don't like 'em big, keep moving), irresponsible; single mom waiting to happen.

Looking for her Daddy: Daddy issues; will make you pay to the nth degree for everything her mom did to her and blamed on her father, and on top of that for everything her father never did because he either ran, never wanted to have a kid, or was forced out; likely on headmeds.

What a treat...

Rayzor_debiker · 2021-01-10T15:49:28+00:00

If i wanted a basketball that can spend my money i would look elsewhere.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-01-10T16:09:29+00:00

I think she sharpened her canines.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-01-11T18:16:31+00:00

"Server" = waitress/person who carries food out from kitchen to table. Gets paid even less than the wait staff.

"Bisexual" = confused.

"Brat" = I didn't know this till recently: "brat" has a special meaning in BDSM communities - means a girl who deliberately acts like a bitch and shit tests her dom and resists him for the express purpose of having her "dom" put her in her place, subdue her, and otherwise 'bring her to heel'. So, I think that's what this is talking about.

"If you don't like 'em big keep moving" = don't judge me for being ~~fat~~ obese, or perhaps morbidly obese

Adam95x · 2021-01-11T09:59:30+00:00

Her canines are freaking massive

Astral-Projector · 2021-01-11T23:08:15+00:00

Just call the whalehunters already ffs, disgusting.

Jetrous · 2021-01-12T11:13:08+00:00

I wouldn't be so generous with the "prime years" description. 25 is the begining of the Big Slide

2021-01-13T15:03:53+00:00

Lord beetus is her daddy. We lost our chance boys.

Title	Looking for a "daddy" on tinder, while being clinically obese during her prime years.
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	110
Comments	32
Date	January 10, 2021 12:51 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ku3nzs/looking_for_a_daddy_on_tinder_while_being/
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