My kings come first

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-04-27T08:48:47+00:00

Memes are weekend only, /u/MR_COOL_ICE_. Feel free to resubmit between Friday and Sunday.

This is a good one, so I hope you do.

Joh_Ghurt · 2021-04-27T05:36:55+00:00

As a black man...

It's a damn shame that this is the reality for single men who want to date black women - we're forced to deal with:

Never-married single moms
Obese women
Bitchy women

It's making us check out entirely.

LawyerInTheMaking · 2021-04-27T05:29:01+00:00

Her baby daddy like Killmonger but wants her new man to be like T’Challa.

Down the waterfall she goes.

GrannyLesbian · 2021-04-27T05:14:44+00:00

"I am the Table"

GTFO!

Rex-Holes · 2021-04-27T06:26:37+00:00

When people refer to others as "king" or "queen" it's cringy as fuck.

esteban1337 · 2021-04-27T07:20:37+00:00

Sharqueesha has 2 kids and wants a top 20% man. This shit is hilarious. And simps still fall for that. How fucking stupid can you be?

ImmortalEdge · 2021-04-27T06:02:57+00:00

Hahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahaha, sHe gOt StAnDArDs!!

2021-04-27T07:30:51+00:00

get rid of welfare

2021-04-27T05:36:02+00:00

No lie the girl with 2 kids looks exactly like this girls family back in town. She looks 100% like her and the 2 kids look the same as them too

Crazy

Esmondo · 2021-04-27T05:50:05+00:00

Lmfao too true

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-04-27T08:10:14+00:00

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CentralAdmin · 2021-04-27T08:31:08+00:00

If I have to have all that, you better be thick fit, young, gorgeous, know how to behave (don't be a bitch) and have no kids. Preferably a low N count.

But that would be shallow and sexist, now wouldn't it?

Hiverna · 2021-04-27T08:30:50+00:00

It immediately reminds me of this Eddie Griffin gem

https://youtu.be/nFxx7QjMY0I

manjeete · 2021-04-27T05:30:55+00:00

Don't worry, you won't be bearing cost of raising them alone. Their dad is still paying for them.

Title	My kings come first
Author	MR_COOL_ICE_
Upvotes	393
Comments	38
Date	April 27, 2021 4:45 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/mzgozk/my_kings_come_first/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/my-kings-come-first.760843 https://theredarchive.com/post/760843

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