Only Chads need apply

AllahHatesFags · 2018-12-10T18:53:34+00:00

I don't send nudes so fuck off

THANK GOD! Nobody wants to see that so please don't start.

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-12-10T19:00:07+00:00

It doesn't normatively fit the theme because she isn't looking for a good man. She wants a fuck boy, so her standards dictate what she can reasonably get. Since women can get hot guys to pump and dump them and she is asking for that, then it is reasonable that she will get what she is looking for.

But, this is a crucial point here, is that she is still delusional about where her value stands. Even though hot guys will slam her pussy, they really don't care to look at her, so her statement about sending nudes is hilarious and absurd while showing the clientele she is attracting. If a hot guy wanted her nudes, then she would send them. For this reason, she thinks she has the ability to get with Chad for fun and parties, but fails to realize that Chad won't be around to commit to her and the betas that are asking for her nudes are her 'looksmatch' that she is overlooking in favor of getting dumped on by Rodhammers semen.

She is fat, ugly, and has a terrible personality and narrow mind. She isn't going to get farther than a few years of this pump and dump game until it's too late to get with one of those decent men that actually want to date her because she is young. The wall hits this type of woman much harder than it does the Staci's and even Becky's.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-12-10T19:50:06+00:00

She should go do something with that bottle she's holding.

Only 18 and she looks like that. Horrible!

Israfelll · 2018-12-10T20:58:45+00:00

This is a joke right? These disgusting fatbodies can not really be this arrogant?

thxnwy · 2018-12-10T20:53:29+00:00

What percentage of the population is over 6'3"?

SilverGryphon · 2018-12-10T18:44:45+00:00

If this is not applicable please delete it mods. I found it on /r/Braincels

geraldhayne3038 · 2018-12-10T19:50:16+00:00

The good men are running like bats out of hell from these two

SirKolbath · 2018-12-10T22:28:16+00:00

At least she doesn’t send nudes. I’m kinda relieved to hear that.

CoMaBlaCK · 2018-12-10T22:53:37+00:00

This is a tactic undesirable people use. Her prospects are zero but she’ll come off as extremely picky as 1) a defense mechanism to explain why she’s single and 2) the last minute Hail Mary to find this needle in a haystack.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-12-10T20:36:15+00:00

If women didn't have double standards they would have none at all

ricstone100 · 2018-12-10T23:34:21+00:00

Can one strike the wall before eighteen?

Apparently they can!

spy9911 · 2018-12-10T23:35:55+00:00

Doesn't send nudes because she doesn't have a panoramic lens.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2018-12-10T22:09:19+00:00

Ogre's need taller men.

jonjp806 · 2018-12-10T22:55:01+00:00

6'4" here and I pass. No thank you. She looks like the type who sleeps with dudes on the first date on a regular basis. Then never gets called again.

Funcuz · 2018-12-11T05:03:23+00:00

I'm confused. What 6'3" Chad wants a slovenly, stupid, ugly beached alcoholic whale? Even for a night? Even for ten minutes?

I can't tell if this is some sort of parody of a hot chick's profile or an actual delusion of what her value is. Just in case, your value is roughly the same as expired hot dogs at the 8-11 knock off convenience/porn store.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2018-12-11T03:49:28+00:00

that's not a double chin, that's a 2 headed dragon lads!

"BRING THE DRAGON SLAYING EQUIPMENT!"

Chasemo · 2018-12-10T23:22:20+00:00

Sadly, shes most likely fucked multiple Chad-lites.

LewisCross · 2018-12-10T23:22:33+00:00

Gross

Nezborn02 · 2018-12-10T23:31:26+00:00

Trust me, no one wants your nudes

daniellederek · 2018-12-11T00:26:01+00:00

I'd pay $20 to not ever receive those landwhale images

misfit2872 · 2018-12-11T01:47:37+00:00

Lol.This have to be a troll profile.I know most chicks these days are obnoxious and delusional,but even this hambeast has to know they're not going to get a Chris Hemsworth look-a-like on Tinder to party with.Earl the grungy meth head is more suitable for this um "lady".Ewww.

_mai_pen_rai_ · 2018-12-11T04:37:38+00:00

Man at 6' 1" I used to consider myself "tall."

BlastedMTorr · 2018-12-10T22:39:01+00:00

Literally: yuck.

BS_MokiMoki34 · 2018-12-11T07:53:24+00:00

I just puked. Can someone call an ambulance for me?

KingRobotPrince · 2018-12-10T20:46:11+00:00

As crazy as it sounds, in theory, even she could be alpha-widowed. Which is crazy when you think about it.

Swing_No_Fool · 2018-12-10T23:07:46+00:00

Which....one?

Sol_Install · 2018-12-11T05:29:25+00:00

"I don't send nudes so fuck off."

HAHAHAHA WHO IS ASKING?!

kingofgujaratx · 2018-12-11T05:56:57+00:00

r/choosingbeggars

Charmingaxelotl · 2018-12-11T09:23:28+00:00

I’m thinking this is trolling and not real. But then again this is 2018...

Archchinook · 2018-12-11T11:44:45+00:00

I wonder which one thinks they are the pretty one in comparison

playitagainzak_ · 2018-12-11T13:03:41+00:00

They need to add a "no but who's your hot friend" button.

DaddyGecko · 2018-12-11T15:07:34+00:00

Jesus Christ. The state of them.

0kool74 · 2018-12-11T22:13:30+00:00

The delusion is astronomical. She's wanting somebody 6'3 but has a double chin and snatch probably smells like weave product and sewage drain mixed with skunk juice.

Lolkar · 2018-12-10T22:57:22+00:00

Wow, where can I join?

bobbbsanders · 2018-12-11T00:39:12+00:00

Hello m’lady

Rabb1tH3ad · 2018-12-11T01:12:07+00:00

I'm sure a lot of men are getting over the fact that she has a double chin by completely ignoring her.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-11T01:31:51+00:00

Someone here needs to take one for the team and plow both of these fine young ladies.

FennelMGTOW · 2018-12-11T01:37:51+00:00

With a face like that, you're lucky to get a man with a tricycle -Mate from the Net.

ContradictFate · 2018-12-11T01:45:11+00:00

I am not a woman in any sense of the word so get over it, fuck off and give me the world.

r/ChoosingMotherFuckingFatAndDisgustingAsFuckBeggars

Canadeaan · 2018-12-11T01:53:24+00:00

had to roll her in some flower to find where she was wet

Stalgrim · 2018-12-11T05:37:12+00:00

Crazy, women today are hitting the wall at 18. Only God knows what this creature will look like at 35.

OcelotPie · 2018-12-11T07:39:09+00:00

if she doesn't send nudes what will i use when i need to vomit?

MrBluePill · 2018-12-11T11:32:54+00:00

She's trying to play at the $100 table with quarters.

Raider_Scavver · 2018-12-25T04:11:30+00:00

"I don't send nudes"

Tinder breathed a big collective sigh of relief

Title	Only Chads need apply
Author	SilverGryphon
Upvotes	427
Comments	115
Date	December 10, 2018 6:43 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/a4yf4w/only_chads_need_apply/
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