Prepare for this roller coaster. Single dick loving, science enjoying cock rider mom has mega list of demands with pretty much nothing to offer except that she wants to offer a beta the opportunity to CHASE her! Who's willing to put the effort boys?

ManReggie · 2019-06-30T00:27:20+00:00

'LOL' ?

Women in their 30s still use 'LOL' after every sentence?

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-06-30T01:56:42+00:00

‘I’m not your average girl’, said every average girl ever.

It’s a broken record here, but all these girls say:

‘I love to laugh/he better have a sense of humor’.

‘I like music, and having fun’.

‘Taking me out to eat’

‘He must know how to treat a LADY’.

You notice a trend here? All these cantankerous skanks transmit some variation of these same talking points.

Sister, if you are saying the same shit as the chicks to your left and right—you are quite literally what average is.

undefeatedsynergy · 2019-06-30T02:01:54+00:00

Why do women all think being sarcastic is soooo profound?

Is making snide comments and hurtling insults at others really that funny?

I get a little sarcasm is warranted from time to time. But every fucking girl on social media “im sooo sarcastic,” “i have dark humor,” “im really vocal,” its all just code for being a snide bitch.

None of them have any fucking personality.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-06-30T00:36:19+00:00

Jeeze, I fell into a coma reading that. I hope everyone bombards this Five Head with dick pics.

Older_Miggy · 2019-06-30T00:58:04+00:00

Well hell, I made it through this profile at least, unlike that blonde finance bimbo from yesterday.

Are these sites starting to require some godawful minimum number of words in profiles or something? Some of these broads here lately will drive people away just from having diarrhea of the mouth.

There's just too much here for me to break down, so r/anyoneinamerica, the Good Sheriff, or someone else can. Allow me to say this though: your favorite science documentaries are from Bill Nye the (fake) Science guy? Are you a fucking idiot??? Maybe you think there's 46,000 genders too. That alone burst me into gut wrenching laughter. Just awful.

ManateeGag · 2019-06-30T00:26:05+00:00

What's wrong with her face on the left there?

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-06-30T02:20:35+00:00

Like a bad salesman trying to put lipstick on a pig. A lot of words to describe mmm, how should I say, a low quality investment,

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-06-30T02:56:15+00:00

Do you know what your problem is, honey?

Your list of expectations isn't nearly long enough. Seriously, that's pathetic work. You need to add dozen more pages, at least.

MarkBoabaca · 2019-06-30T01:57:41+00:00

So it sounds like she likes dick pics, amirite?

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-06-30T02:00:18+00:00

Ironically she says she’s “done with the bullshit” when she has a Fuck Trophy Stacey for a daughter that is the direct result of spreading her legs for Chad’s “bullshit”.

ginger610 · 2019-06-30T02:41:21+00:00

So she’s hit the wall, isn’t child free, no car and literally brings nothing to the table except her mediocre data entry job? And she expects men to chase her?? Just delusional..

lorem6300118 · 2019-06-30T01:00:47+00:00

Claims not to be a whore

Matriarchy, with crystal clear views on single mothers [ie a home wrecker looking to steal a “decent” woman’s mealticket], from the dawn of civilization to 1950: doubt.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-06-30T02:28:46+00:00

What if it's a dick pic of a 12 inch dick? Would she like that then?

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-06-30T03:32:43+00:00

I might have chased you when you were a 18-23 year old virgin, but a 31 year old with another man's child? You're not even on my radar. Good luck with playing hard to get!

diffdedbed · 2019-06-30T13:59:53+00:00

I'll translate this one honestly as I can.

"Hi I'm a single mother who can't find a stable boyfriend. I'm giving up on hookups first since that hasn't worked and they ghost/dump me not long after we have sex. I'm a pretty basic woman but I know guys like video games and outdoors stuff, which also makes me look quirky and physically active so I'm going to put this on my post since you will probably think its great. My real personality and usual thing is the whole "lazy couch potato" paragraph because a cool quirky fun girl is probably not this desperate to post like this.

I claim to be a nerd and into science, but I don't have much of an education, and I've never even typed out an essay which is why I keep using a lower case i for I, and use LOL so often.

Please help me! I'm lonely, can't find a man to stay with me, and worry I will be one of those single moms who has nothing while raising their child in terms of a relationship and then is left too old. I have no real intelligence, hobbies, or goals to drive me, my kid will be gone, and I'm just old, wrinkled and totally alone."

Tamburasmx · 2019-06-30T00:53:43+00:00

What a stupid ! LOL

kyledontcare · 2019-06-30T04:34:04+00:00

31? Seriously? Over. The. Hill. And with a kid to boot! Her train left the station a long time ago.

[deleted] · 2019-06-30T04:59:03+00:00

Not only are you a middle aged single mom, but you make me read a novel on a dating website? Unreal.

vosidit98 · 2019-06-30T06:43:49+00:00

To see her extended profile "UPGRADE NOW".

Thanks but I've seen enough already.

[deleted] · 2019-06-30T09:52:22+00:00

"cuz I love being weird" This chick is so fucking basic if you poured vinegar on her she'd explode.

Cursedpurpose · 2019-06-30T12:26:06+00:00

When I die and look back on my life, I hope to have no regrets. Except for, you know, that one time I read a certain post wall single mother’s dating profile in its entirety.

[deleted] · 2019-06-30T05:42:19+00:00

Data entry

This is a first. Every girl I've seen in data entry was a desperate 20 year old college dropout who just needed a job and eventually returned to school or moved to a department with some upward mobility.

SilverGryphon · 2019-06-30T05:53:48+00:00

This woman is nuts.

Ice-Berg-Hermit · 2019-06-30T15:58:13+00:00

Women who say “you better keep up with me” are fucking narcissists

Jango85 · 2019-06-30T07:39:43+00:00

Well she's just begging for a d'ck pic at this point.

RedPilledLife · 2019-06-30T10:36:47+00:00

Kudos to the guys who read the whole thing 🙌

hozarkmoca · 2019-06-30T15:26:44+00:00

Whole lotta words from her and no action, you can bet

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-06-30T20:33:47+00:00

that's a shitload of words to just say she's vapid.

ReclusivePariah · 2019-07-01T12:42:24+00:00

dick isn't the most attractive feature on a guy.... to me at least. lol!

Let me guess, his wallet is

Looking for friendship and sexual attraction

Maybe its just me, but these are two separate concepts: pick one

I'm not your average girl

.....Sure

Entertain me, more than likely on your dime

Yeah, I'm good thanks wallet rapist

Cliched stuff about her daughter being #1

Sigh

I'm no whore

Done with hookups!!

Has a daughter

Defintions of whore:

Meriam-Webster Dictionary: a promiscous or immoral woman

Cambridge Dictionary: a woman whose behaviour in her sexual relationships is considered immoral

The lie detector detected that this was a lie

with morals and standards

See above for the moral aspect. As for standards; standards are only a virtue when you've proven you have nothing left to offer. In her case, she detracts from the relationshit

Gurl Power and Man Up™

Stereotypical and cliché.

Edit: added a phrase

wastelandchic · 2019-07-02T01:40:02+00:00

OMFG!!! LOL! This is the white trashiest woman ever. Lol. I can't imagine being around this woman in like the grocery store let alone my fucking bed. LOL. Jesus H. Christ. Nightmare doesn't come close to describing just how low rent and uncouth this woman truly is. Obsessions in life: UFC, NIKE, WTF??? Lol. And at what point does someone have an "lol" intervention with this yokel for fuck sake. Lol.

Sadly this type of woman is all too commonplace nowadays. Thinks she's refined because she's been on a plane a few times and gots herself an associates degree. I grew up in small town America and can attest to this type of woman that believes the overhyped press of the hometown guys who will gain 50 lbs around the midsection and lose their hair overnight.

And they're so mentally ill that they maintain this charade of an air of impregnibility so as to save face because deep inside they know they're no match for some will-educated, well-read and sophisticated Chad. This gives them the plausible deniability they need for their very survival: the narcissistic mask offering shelter from their redneck tendencies. Fucking hardest pass ever there guys.

LouiseGoesLane · 2019-07-02T07:43:00+00:00

Oh wow. This is TL;DR.

FitHerLimbsInFridge · 2019-07-02T16:55:54+00:00

I swipe left on chicks that passive aggressively bitch about guys other than me. This is your chance to sell yourself to me, don't waste it bitching about someone I've never met. In my case, I found the sheer amount of registered nurses with selfies at Machu Pichu and/or parachuting annoying. Instead of expressing my frustration to all potential dates, "OMG, SWIPE LEFT IF YOU ARE A REGISTERED NURSE AND YOUR PRIMARY PICTURE IS FROM MACHU PICHU". I simply described myself, using only positive words, and quietly filtered out anyone/thing I found annoying behind the scenes.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-07-02T23:10:43+00:00

twisted sarcastic sense of humor

The hamsturlator defines this phrase as: BITCH

Bfsh44rp · 2019-07-03T21:17:55+00:00

Can't wait to waste all my time and resources chasing her only to get starfish sex after breaking the bank!!

aardvark666 · 2019-07-11T09:15:48+00:00

But, but Bill nye is a wanker.

EEE_Ed · 2019-07-02T13:08:10+00:00

She airbrushed her image on the left so much, she should have put down that she was albino.

reluctantly_red · 2019-06-30T02:25:44+00:00

Her's is actually one of the better profiles. She's not really asking for anything unreasonable and I actually like her movie list.

Prepare for this roller coaster. Single dick loving, science enjoying cock rider mom has mega list of demands with pretty much nothing to offer except that she wants to offer a beta the opportunity to CHASE her! Who's willing to put the effort boys?

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