(REPOST to hide name/location etc.) TRANSLATION: I'm a classy Christian cat lady, who's also pregnant as fuck. Take care of my baby and me even though I ain't giving up the pussy. I'M INTRIGUING!"

Tercalerc · 2018-12-12T12:53:02+00:00

Sassy means contentious. And the bible doesnt have anything nice to say about a contentious woman. 😆 rekt

Minorkaos · 2018-12-12T13:17:13+00:00

What the hell goes on in their minds? Who would want to pick up a pregnant woman. And then act like if we’re not man enough to handle it she can pass.... it’s wild that our culture has come to this.

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-12-12T14:28:46+00:00

Pure intentions after she got knocked up. Sort of like closing the barn after the horses have fled.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-12-12T14:20:36+00:00

Let's see.. alcoholic, drank during pregnancy heavily, has no actual job (intern is unpaid bullshit), sassy means she thinks talking back to everything is funny and smart.

And Christian is codeword for beta fishing, I guarantee this specimen can't even recite the lord's prayer

moorekom · 2018-12-12T13:08:08+00:00

I know exactly what I want.

So do we. And it ain't you.

SirKolbath · 2018-12-12T15:22:29+00:00

I applaud the ability to quit drinking. That takes hard work.

However, I am confused by the reference to Christianity. Did you become a Christian before or immediately after you discovered you were pregnant out of wedlock?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-12-12T13:44:17+00:00

Pregnant alcoholic who gave up the bottle right around the time she got knocked up is looking for a bail out.

I'm telling you this from a place of experience.. Never, ever date a recovering or functional alcoholic. They're always just one bad day away from diving right back into the bottle. I dated 3, two reformed party girls and one recovering alcoholic they don't change. They don't want to change. The only reason the party stops is because they've aged out.

Westernhagen · 2018-12-12T13:21:22+00:00

You can right away tell that she accepts no other kind of man in her life but a Good Christian Man With Pure Intentions.

KingRobotPrince · 2018-12-12T15:39:20+00:00

Good? Christian? gentleman?

Ummm, no. Not for you.

If you replaced "Mom to be" with "Virgin", then maybe. But that ship has definitely sailed.

Why do they do it? (Rhetorical question. I know hoes genna hoe.)

Anyone else think that "Drugs and alcohol counselling" came from a checkered past with drugs and alcohol? And the father of her devil's spawn is a drugs and alcohol addicted maniac?

"Christian", tut, I ask you.

thefireisrising14 · 2018-12-12T15:51:04+00:00

Fucking hell. The nerve of these whores

boisdevie · 2018-12-12T13:12:05+00:00

She knows what she wants but has no idea that a quality man would rather walk through a field of personnel mines than consider her.

loneliness-inc · 2018-12-12T15:54:30+00:00

Born again Christian
Born again sober
Born again virgin
Born again innocence
Born again genuine
Born again woman
Born again goodness
Born again sweetness
Born again intentions

Any born again gentlemen for this born again personality?

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-12T13:22:00+00:00

Pastor Pookie, she's all yours.

[deleted] · 2018-12-12T14:41:34+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/U2A10BJ.jpg

Cristoff13 · 2018-12-12T22:22:48+00:00

An equivalent male profile would be something like "I used to enjoy living in a big lavish house, buying flashy stuff and going on expensive holidays. But now I've matured and realized frugality is the way to go. I've moved into a dingy 2 room apartment, and am looking for a lady to share my new-found love of extreme frugality and penny pinching."

cycloneous · 2018-12-12T17:24:37+00:00

So let me get this straight, after Tyrone (???) pumped and dumped her:

she suddenly found G-d and currently is looking for Jesus
stopped drinking
now wants a gentleman

Yeah, I'm all over this one guys, she completes me!!!!

SilverGryphon · 2018-12-12T18:04:57+00:00

Why would I want to bang a landwhale anyhow?

0kool74 · 2018-12-12T20:01:57+00:00

Psalm 51:10
"Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me."

I wonder just how much it says for her that she had to get knocked up with Tyrone's womb filth to need that clean heart.

unpluggedoasis · 2018-12-12T23:30:18+00:00

TLDR: You are a fat, single mom - NO GOOD MEN FOR YOU!

ghost-zz · 2018-12-12T23:43:30+00:00

If she was a good christian she would try to get back together WITH THE FATHER OF HER CHILD! !!

ChiTownBob · 2018-12-13T00:27:43+00:00

Sass = "I'm a narcissist who thinks she's always right, and you're always wrong."

Funcuz · 2018-12-13T04:07:18+00:00

WTF is it with all this "real man" and "real woman" shit? What's a person who isn't real? Last I checked, a "fake" person just doesn't exist. I'm being too literal here but Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, would you fucking people get a new buzzword already? Or at least learn enough of the language to compose a coherent sentence that actually means what you're trying to convey?

Treywilliams28 · 2018-12-18T03:26:04+00:00

These are the same Skaleywags hanging around 29 palms

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-12T21:49:38+00:00

Didn't they stone slags like this in biblical times?

jodymcwhody · 2018-12-12T23:21:40+00:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

lorem6300118 · 2018-12-13T01:02:52+00:00

I was surprised when I thought she meant Alpha Kappa Alpha for AKA: she can get along with others, and work towards a common goal, based on long term values and principles.

Then I was inevitably disappointed: all me me me.

AncapGhxst · 2018-12-14T09:00:26+00:00

Only way she'll meet a good Christian man is by being the virgin Mary but guess what she's not

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