Shivery is not dead!

MyShitDoesStink · 2019-12-11T19:18:18+00:00

I'm going to assume she expects a man to give her all his money and then freeze to death.

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-12-11T19:48:47+00:00

allota

I'm outta.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-12-11T20:35:28+00:00

I'm doing my part to keep shivery alive. I'll even plunge a few in you!

"I'm 26 not 25 lol" - nothing like having to come clean from a lie right at the beginning. What else are you planning to lie about? Don't bother answering that; I already know it's pretty much everything.

"Single mom and dog mom lol" - yes, having baggage is something to laugh about, isn't it? And knock off the "dog mom" crap. You are its owner, not its mother.

"Don't have alotta..." - ...brainpower?

"Your gonna..." - yeah, I nailed it on that last one.

Aldabruzzo · 2019-12-12T16:22:11+00:00

Note gents that "chivalry" is the new buzzword here. Women are "entitled" to it, you see. We've reached peak entitlement now.

They're entitled to be courted, taken out for $100 steak dinners, and to have you spread your overcoat onto a puddle so she can walk across without getting her widdle feeties wet.

And they're entitled to this from you without even so much as common courtesy returned to you. She doesn't have to be fucking you or dating you or even know you. She's entitled to it from you because she's a woman and you're a man who happens to be in her vicinity. She doesn't even have to be polite to you or acknowledge your existence. You are REQUIRED to just give it to her, without her even asking. It's her right as a woman, and it's your obligation as a man.

BULLSHIT.

Scourmont · 2019-12-11T19:47:21+00:00

Nope it's not dead, its 41 here and I'm freezing.

bushwicksick · 2019-12-11T22:51:58+00:00

She starts off with some sort of lie. That is a huge red flag. She is misrepresenting herself before you've even gotten the chance to know her. What other junk is in this miscreants closet?

Dog mom? I hate the modern world. We have literal imbeciles walking among us. I hate dog culture/worship. Dogs can be great companions but calling them your 'child' or 'fur baby' is cringe inducing. I don't care how that comes across.

My spider senses are tingling. Lol, I would bet $100 that this fool is on some sort of government assistance.

wwstewart · 2019-12-11T20:12:59+00:00

You're not getting me timbers. Not even with that booty. Arrrrrr.

zombiecmh · 2019-12-12T01:53:32+00:00

M’lady, let me pick you up on my noble white stead, and take you to a FUCKING COMMUNITY COLLEGE TO LEARN SOME DAMN ENGLISH!!!

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2019-12-11T20:28:05+00:00

You will get shivery when you realize you caught something from her.

BetterHimThanMe · 2019-12-11T21:27:39+00:00

What a dumbass bitch......unbelievable.

How come these people even finished highschool, they can't spell for shit? Did they suck all the teachers dicks or something?

Same goes with how some even got their drivers license, I KNOW many of them passed the "oral "exam when they get their license.

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-12-12T03:20:20+00:00

Hit you up first? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chivalry is dead. You "womnzpowerz" killed it will all your bullshit. Now you get to make it on your own and figure out all the bullshit you created. You hear that? That's the wall coming, don't run, don't hide, just let it happen.

2019-12-11T22:30:31+00:00

Damn illiterates got a lot of demands.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-12-11T21:10:03+00:00

"Shiver me timbers!"

bluejburgers · 2019-12-11T22:12:19+00:00

I don’t care what excuse or why, anyone who is lying about their age or too lazy to fix it after account creation is someone I want nothing to do with

Automatically

lawndart1000 · 2019-12-12T05:30:02+00:00

I believe she is looking for a pirate.

ARRRRR! SHIVERY ME TIMBERS!

AshyBoneVR4 · 2019-12-12T06:05:30+00:00

Challenge her to a duel guys.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-12-11T20:20:05+00:00

Does this twat even know what a shiv is? Idiot!

cenaluc · 2019-12-11T20:45:16+00:00

I wonder what a real middle age chevalier can think about this single mom.

TaxMeJersey · 2019-12-11T21:23:29+00:00

Shivery isn't dead.....there's no wymyn worth its application anymore.

Domebeers · 2019-12-11T22:21:53+00:00

I'm not interested lol

FuckKarmaAndFuckYou · 2019-12-11T22:40:06+00:00

she right. this bitch so cold and soggy that when I dicked her butt I got all shivery.

TacoSupremeVictory · 2019-12-12T01:13:13+00:00

"Single mom and dog mom lol" It's like she's laughing at her own stupidity. "I'm such a dumb cunt lol"

RealMcGonzo · 2019-12-12T03:26:41+00:00

Ice Queen.

Polonagrom · 2019-12-12T07:40:50+00:00

"26 not 25" means she started Tinder at 17.

TinySackBigShaft_ · 2019-12-12T08:23:03+00:00

$50,000 bet it’s a black chick

lgreaper666 · 2019-12-12T11:53:07+00:00

The piss poor grammar says it all.

ransay3277 · 2019-12-12T14:06:09+00:00

"Shivery" is dead for you lady.

PMmeYourHopes-Dreams · 2019-12-12T14:10:16+00:00

"Must know the difference between Your and You're lol"

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-12-12T14:10:28+00:00

Maybe this chick spent some time in prison and knows that shivery is indeed not dead.

CleofisRandal · 2019-12-11T20:37:17+00:00

Wear a sweater.

kfree313 · 2019-12-11T21:03:33+00:00

“Don’t have a lot of time to spare don’t waste it” aka I’m currently seeing someone

appabon · 2019-12-11T21:40:58+00:00

... Ignore her then it is.

mr_kuk · 2019-12-11T22:40:04+00:00

I was there on Omaha beach when Shivery died... Alcohol poisoning is no joking matter.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-12-11T23:00:37+00:00

Lol, claims to not want her time wasted and then proceeds to claim that she is a Capricorn. What a fucking idiot.

MattFoley79 · 2019-12-12T00:47:43+00:00

Well, it is December.

misosphagus · 2019-12-12T01:54:08+00:00

Silvery isnt dead. It is a sign of dying though. Coincidently I know what to do. She has to raise to core body temp! Someone tell her to get warm and get rid of her wet clothes! Why is nobody helping?!!

safado909 · 2019-12-12T02:24:38+00:00

I got the shivers from that stunning bit of creativity

BastaHR · 2019-12-12T09:25:31+00:00

Shivery is ded 100%.

1st10Amendments · 2019-12-12T11:44:48+00:00

“Shivery... you know what to do”

Put on a coat?

Title	Shivery is not dead!
Author	deepdas
Upvotes	218
Comments	65
Date	December 11, 2019 6:00 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/e9aj2u/shivery_is_not_dead/
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