They sure do move on quick

kevin32 · 2019-05-07T01:48:51+00:00

We generally don't allow widows for bailouts, but holy fuck did she write up this profile during the funeral?

moorekom · 2019-05-07T01:57:49+00:00

I know he wouldn't want me to be alone. Tee hee.
I have trouble accepting his loss though so don't expect me to fuck you immediately or ever. Tee hee.
I want to find someone who loves me as much as he did. See the way I implemented subtle dread on you and set the frame as you coming after him always? It's ok that I'm alpha widowed. I am the prize and You're supposed to chase me anyways. Tee hee.
I'm masculine and I won't make the effort to act girly for you even if you make all these changes. Tee hee

lorem6300118 · 2019-05-07T01:58:51+00:00

I just found out the life insurance policy I secretly took out on him six months ago doesn’t cover suicide, so send $$$$$.

loneliness-inc · 2019-05-07T03:44:40+00:00

Wanna bet that she's obese?

On April 30th 2019 I woke up to find my fiance had took his own life.

Holy shit! She moved on really fast. April 30th was less than a week ago!!!!!!!!!!!!! The body hadn't even decomposed yet, the grave is so fresh.....

(That's aside from the horrendous grammar, but whatever).

With this level of cuntiness, I wonder what may have caused him to be so distressed, he took his own life 🤔🤔🤔

anyoneinamerica · 2019-05-07T03:01:11+00:00

he left behind 2 children from previous relationships

RelationshipS ---this guy has two kids from 2 other women and has a 3rd on the way. She is obviously trailer park trash and he likely was too. How much do you want to bet that this lovely woman with her beautiful attitude drove him batshit crazy?

I feel for the guy even though he feels nothing now. Just goes to show you that a domineering relentless bitch can do real damage to your mind and soul. Yes it is her fault...she obviously had no concern for him which is reflected in the fact that she waited all of 5 days to start her search for the next Billy beta.

gottalearntofly · 2019-05-07T02:52:48+00:00

Eh, this one makes me feel a little icky. I'm not gonna bang a freshly widowed pregnant lady, but I'm also not going to dive into their mourning process.

Overkillengine · 2019-05-07T03:52:49+00:00

Why do men on average die younger than women?

Because women make them want to.

I mean look at this shit. Ink on the coroner's report probably isn't even dry yet and she's already fishing for a replacement. These are not the actions of a person invested in the well being of their partner.

boisdevie · 2019-05-07T07:23:03+00:00

Conversation starters - "any idea why he killed himself then?"

moroots · 2019-05-07T02:07:34+00:00

let's do some THOT-rithmetic

(earning power of a homemaker) / (pregnant+two kids+grandmother living at home)

equals.... (drum role plz)

BANKRUPTCY

EffigyDijjih · 2019-05-07T04:24:35+00:00

Jeez lady, if I sound insensitive I'll accept it, but the dude took his own life to get away from you. Something about thatjust has a certain way of pointing me in the opposite direction.

keithrockz · 2019-05-07T04:44:52+00:00

"Financee"doesn't have the same meaning that it once did....Thots like to use this one.It sounds better than former "fuckbuddy". I will bet anything that he took his life because she tried to be slick and trap him with that pregnancy.... I can't believe how quickly after the suicide of her "fiancee"that she put herself in a personal ad....she must have written it at the viewing.

JPBooBoo · 2019-05-07T06:10:20+00:00

A pussy tingles for cock, which is also a good numbing agent for grief in some thots.

MGTOW_Morpheus · 2019-05-07T07:01:14+00:00

I had to check the calendar to make sure we weren't in 2020. Holy shit ballz lady; get your life sorted.

jacketguy · 2019-05-07T07:26:09+00:00

and we’re supposed to believe she didnt drive him to it?

OldFashionMarine · 2019-05-07T07:45:57+00:00

Lol.....how much you wanna bet that "he took his life" means the dude left her fat ass? He's not dead, he dropped the bitch. Her story is he killed himself a week ago and she's already back on the market....? He ghosted her but to her it sounds better if he "offed" himself. She's playing the "pity me" scam for attention. I'm surprised she didn't set up a Go Fund Me page...CMON 1 week....? LOL

SirKolbath · 2019-05-07T12:08:24+00:00

The only way I can wrap my head around this is if I try to convince myself that it was a typo and she meant to type 2018.

oldman_stone · 2019-05-07T07:16:16+00:00

I would like to say he dodged a bullet but.... at least he went out on his own terms....

TheImpossible1 · 2019-05-07T09:06:30+00:00

She murdered him.

Gender of Peace™

DukeMaximum · 2019-05-07T14:27:09+00:00

I live alone with my children & help take care of my Grandmother who also lives with me. I'm a homemaker...

I have questions...

Like, what kind of life insurance did this guy have?

midnightblood · 2019-05-07T15:45:59+00:00

On top of everything else, she loses me at "redneck woman"

bushwicksick · 2019-05-07T20:31:46+00:00

This whore hasn't even properly grieved her ex and is ready to move on. This is why females should not be trusted or relied on. They are incapable of having integrity.

Magnum_44 · 2019-05-07T20:52:50+00:00

This makes me physically ill.

[deleted] · 2019-05-07T21:36:04+00:00

I can see why he killed himself

Blackphish88 · 2019-05-07T22:15:21+00:00

I wonder why he took his own life. Hmmmmmmm.

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2019-05-08T00:03:21+00:00

Damn. This is dark af. Corpse isn’t even room temperature yet. Wtf.

lateralusaurusanus · 2019-05-09T18:54:19+00:00

Even for the craziest thots on earth, moving on that quickly is not fucking normal...

Who wants to bet she shot him and made it look like a suicide?

techtesh · 2019-05-10T02:42:50+00:00

How bad does a bitch has to be for you to kill your self rather than being with her... Thats a red flag the size of Mars... Avoid at all costs

Poisonella · 2019-05-13T05:06:23+00:00

Now I'm not saying he didn't take his own life, but someone should forward this to the local police and have em investigate. Tip em off. She reminds me of Oli Herbert (All That Remains)' ex/widow Beth Herbert in how she's handling this.

Title	They sure do move on quick
Author	whowwww
Upvotes	151
Comments	46
Date	May 7, 2019 1:36 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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