We were fighting over what to watch on tv and i flung some water drops on my wife to annoy her. I'm talking like 8 water drops from mt fingers dlung across the bedroom from a slightly wet hand lol. TWOTSM and Pook gave me the idea to be the little boy annoying the girl and so i thought at the time it was funny. She got mad and lunged at me to rip my penis off and i side stepped it. Then i threw a 2.5 lb weight at the wall and made a hole. She wanted me to leave but i just wanted to relax and go to bed so I could get to work in the morning. So she called the cops and said i wouldn't leave. As soon as she mentioned i flung water on her the cop came out and arrested me. It ended up being criminal damage to property and domestic battery.

Up until thus point i truely thought my wife wasn't awalt. She had this fucking rage look in her eyes as she tried to rip my dick off that I'll never forget. Then the whole send me to jail thing sucks too. Today she swears she didn't want me to go to jail and that the cop decided to do it. I mean she did spend the 2 hrs i was in jail finding a bondsman and screaming at he cops to let me out.

What i learned was awalt. Broken recording to a woman "I understand you want me to leave but I'm not leaving unless it's against my will" is not the best play.

I lost my cool when the realization set in that my penis was almost seperated from my body. I'll admit that. Need to work on my frame for sure.

Understandably the cops and jail officers all treated me like a woman beating scumbag. It was fine, the woman officer who took my medical info was flirting with me though so at least i got some nice iois from the event.

Tldr; i lobbed and made a hole in wall. Threw water drops onto wife to tease her. Cops arrested me for criminal damage to property and domestic battery. I didn't yell or raise my voice at all. Didn't deer except when i couldn't accept the attack on my dick.