How did I handle my ex?

Eyes_Of_The_Dragon · Wed Jun 15 21:39:13 2016 UTC

Don't seek our approval. If you like what you did own it. Personally I think it is funny.

vandaalen · 2016-06-15T21:28:38+00:00

No.

Why waste energy on some cunt? Block her and forget her.

FrameWalker · 2016-06-16T00:57:32+00:00

Pretty terrible response but I'm glad you feel good. Now cut contact and move on. Archive any texts for any potential legal issues.

DjBottleservice · 2016-06-16T03:37:37+00:00

No response was probably your best bet, but I did have a a good laugh.

Next time don't waste your time, save the comedy for the new chicks

bsutansalt · 2016-06-16T06:34:27+00:00

Me: "I don't go out with sluts I just fuck them. I don't know how fat you've gotten since I've seen you but given how I look now you'd be lucky if I stuck my dick in you."

I'm cringing at how butthurt you came across right there. Never do that again. Proper responses should have flowed like this:

Her: "Hey"
Me: "Hey"
Her: "I'm really sorry about what I did. It was stupid and wrong and I'm sorry that I did it."
Me: "ok"
Her: "I was thinking maybe if you are up for it we can go out and grab drinks? You look pretty hot now too :)"
Me: I'll think about it.
She'll hem and haw and circle back to it where you "give in" and tell her:
Me: "better idea, come over and cook dinner."
Finish it up with whatever would be your equivalent to "bring the skittles".

semikindo · 2016-06-16T08:14:10+00:00

fuck off troll, this is verbatim what zyzz said to some slut

http://i.imgur.com/C67gUq4.png

the fuck is wrong with you?

ecosci · 2016-06-15T22:23:05+00:00

They cant help fucking over beta men you need 2-5 options readily available so if they leave you dont have time to answer her text she still thinks your a sucker but stick to your guns and not take the slut back i know its hard but she doesnt have the only vag in town.

void-z · 2016-06-15T21:40:55+00:00

Me: "I don't go out with sluts I just fuck them. I don't know how fat you've gotten since I've seen you but given how I look now you'd be lucky if I stuck my dick in you."

Best response ever.

Few months ago i was in the exact same position like you.Ex flirted with a guy via text etc. and i broke up with her.I´d like to copy your reply but i don´t think my ex will ever contact me again because im fucking her sister now.

However if you feel like you can fuck her without developing feelings for her again go for it!She was down for it.

nastynickdr · 2016-06-15T23:40:45+00:00

Kinda bad. Yeah you got your little "revenge", but showed her you are butthurt. This means she stills affects you. Could just have ignored her / said you are busy.

potatochipbicycles · 2016-06-16T03:45:45+00:00

30lbs in 8 months? Please elaborate OP

neopet · 2016-06-16T01:14:43+00:00

I don't got out with sluts I just fuck them.

Overcompensating, hugely.

I don't know how fat you've gotten since I've seen you but given how I look now you'd be lucky if I stuck my dick in you.

Way too emotional, you're just showing her that you're still bitter after all this time.

I was just fucking with you

Why even say that? Just to get back at her? Nothing you can say over Facebook messenger will compare to what she did to you, throwing petty insults at her make it look like your fragile ego still hasn't recovered.

If it were me and I didn't want anything to do with her I wouldn't have replied or just declined. As good as it might've felt to say that, it didn't accomplish anything. In fact now her perception of you is negative, and girls talk.

edit: formatting

nodoxsavefreespeech · 2016-06-16T02:07:02+00:00

lol that's awesome

Equilibriun · 2016-06-15T23:12:20+00:00

I guess you could have rage fucked her for your own sake but if you weren't planning on doing that then there was no point to the exchange. A simple "fuck off" or just a block would suffice

[deleted] · 2016-06-15T23:32:36+00:00

Does TRP approve?

Why should you care what a community of any sort "approves" of?

Approval seeking, that is the antithesis of TRP

LukeRhinehart34 · 2016-06-16T00:13:01+00:00

kinda immature dude. shoulda just given her dead answers. no need to mess with her, it shows her you're bitter

Retspihi · 2016-06-16T04:05:47+00:00

Good job, block and let her die alone

balalasaurus · 2016-06-16T08:12:25+00:00

You may have 'transformed' yourself, but you're still a child. You were petty, petulant and immature. So she hurt you. Big fucking deal. Let your actions speak for themselves.

TomFoo · 2016-06-15T22:31:14+00:00

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Title	How did I handle my ex?
Author	throwitaway123123111
Upvotes	22
Comments	39
Date	June 15, 2016 9:06 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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