How do you respond to "You're Short."

IMGRINDIN_IPROMISE · 2018-01-11T00:39:52+00:00

Short nigga but my dick tall

-A$AP Ferg

DochreanSepp · 2018-01-10T21:19:04+00:00

"So is my penis"

SirKolbath · 2018-01-11T06:41:30+00:00

I'm 5'8'', vertically challenged, I have no idea what to say when I meet a girl from tinder that exclaims, "you're short" once we meet in person. Advice?

Oh FFS.

I left the rest of me in the car.
You won't be saying that later.
I can walk under your skirt without ducking.
Nah. I'm just two kids in a coat. (Special thanks to u/twokidsinacoat)
Basketball isn't my sport. So I learned to fuck.
We'll have short kids. Easier to hide shit on top of the fridge.
What? I can reach the pedals.
That's why I ride a girl's bike.
And I think one of your tits is smaller than the other one.
I know. Wear heels.

Alternatively, just look at them and say, slightly contemptuously, "Uh... So?"

sh4rkl4ser · 2018-01-11T01:13:09+00:00

'You should see me without my heels'. 'You should have seen me before the surgery.' 'I left my heels in Europe... it's a crazy story...' 'Yeah, I lost two feet from a whaling accident.'

humor9268 · 2018-01-10T21:29:57+00:00

I am 5.5”.

Answer depends on the context. In a club, i lift a women.. she suddenly starts laughing and giggling.

In more serious kinda context, i make my body language and eyes speak. At max i give a look and say “...and?”

If none of this works, which happens sometimes, i move on with whatever i was doing/ approach new opportunities.

throwawayred521 · 2018-01-10T22:06:51+00:00

At 5'8 your short to tall people and tall to short people. Short girls that call you short are obviously shit testing you so it should be an easy way from there on.

Advice? Get 1inch lifts and some boots of shoes with heels if your insecure, girls wear makeup right? So you wear height make up too.

hugecockgang · 2018-01-11T01:10:47+00:00

I am only 1 inch taller and no one has ever called me short. Is your posture bad causing you to look more like 5'5"? Try standing straighter and taller

FiveStarTendieDinner · 2018-01-11T02:04:21+00:00

"We're the same height laying in bed."

M23W0OH7FV2t · 2018-01-11T07:29:47+00:00

So? :)

Vancopime · 2018-02-17T23:50:30+00:00

just say "I know and they say good things in life come in small packages"

1Pink1Stink · 2018-01-10T22:02:14+00:00

You're 5"8. You're not short bitch.

dankmang0 · 2018-01-10T21:19:10+00:00

Fuck yeah I am

vandaalen · 2018-01-10T22:10:44+00:00

"Won't matter, once we are lying." Smirk.

mrbfs · 2018-01-10T22:17:20+00:00

Best answer is: Look her up and down and leave. You don't need that shit in your life.

Title	How do you respond to "You're Short."
Author	neuroguy6
Upvotes	4
Comments	29
Date	January 10, 2018 9:13 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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