I need to be slapped

stickfiguresk · 2016-02-28T04:24:31+00:00

Fuck 10 women.

D-White · 2016-02-28T04:19:54+00:00

If a girl cheats you it's over. She will never respect you again. Ever. Move on and be happy when you finally get out of your emotional state.

Futuretrophyhusb · 2016-02-28T03:12:32+00:00

Are there any reasons for you two to stay? Mainly kids?

If not, you need to man up yourself. There is nothing easy about this.

You were fine before her, you'll be fine after.

Chilezen · 2016-02-28T05:33:32+00:00

So basically, Chad left her ass? Sounds like she needs her provider again (you) while she looks for a better replacement.

The-Ban-Hammer · 2016-02-28T13:32:50+00:00

How about "verbally slapped?"

Apparently, you love tasting other guy's fairly fresh cum in your wife's mouth when you kiss her. Have fun with that.

passepar2t · 2016-02-28T05:49:00+00:00

Extrapolate how the situation will look six months after you take her back. A year. A year and a half. Doesn't look so good, does it?

Spidertech500 · 2016-02-28T06:18:30+00:00

Tell her you want to start fresh, divorce her, screw her, and leave.

jeezydasnowman · 2016-02-28T08:44:18+00:00

This should be fun. You are pathetic coming on here asking to be proverbially hogtied and fucked, satisfying your craving to think about your being cucked and how big it made your cuckold penis swell. Stop being so confused in your feelings and read the sidebar. LIFT!!!!!!!!!!

Surgikill117 · 2016-02-28T05:47:23+00:00

My suggestion? Fuck her brains out as "makeup sex", pull out, buckle up your belt, throw some divorce papers at her, and go to the nearest place full of women 5-10 years younger than you and proceed to fuck their brains out. If you end up going back home make sure she can smell the cheap perfume on you.

NastyCupcake · 2016-02-28T12:35:29+00:00

Turn on porn and imagine that it's your ex-wife with the guy screaming out to him out of pleasure and then they relax and laugh saying:

Wife: This isn't working the sex is great but the wall is getting closer

Guy: Then just leave, I'm tired of your bitching

Wife: Wait, I remembered that I have a good cuck husband, I'm going to bitch to him and then you can fuck me, okay?

Guy: Whatever, my cock isn't going to suck itself

Wife: Of course, I'm your cock-sucker remember? Then gags on his cock.

disgruntledearthling · 2016-02-28T12:36:32+00:00

slap!

RealHumanHere · 2016-02-28T15:14:01+00:00

Spend $1,000 on hookers, have the time of your life.

Newbosterone · 2016-02-28T20:31:34+00:00

Read about the "sunk cost fallacy". It doesn't matter how much you invested in her in the past.

RedAsBlood · 2016-03-04T06:43:57+00:00

The only reason shes trying to come back is cause it didn't work out with the other guy.

You are the beta buxxx back up plan.

Tharberg · 2016-02-28T09:43:58+00:00

my peepee needed to ejactulat

mr_nate_ · 2016-02-28T03:48:19+00:00

Fucking divorce rape her. (AKA get money out of the bitch)

Title	I need to be slapped
Author	Knowmadik
Upvotes	16
Comments	28
Date	February 28, 2016 3:05 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/47zuwv/i_need_to_be_slapped/
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