Shit test (money joke) ?

nomyconcept · 2017-12-09T21:37:14+00:00

Yeah, every trophy wife that fucks the poolboy of her millionaire husband does so because of his financial prospects.

harkrank · 2017-12-09T21:27:09+00:00

She's found your insecurity. She's found the limit in your mind. Most people in this world are poor, don't sweat it. When it comes to sex money doesn't impress women unless you're in the top 1%.

ScottDurden · 2017-12-10T01:22:34+00:00

You could just say something like "it's a good thing you're with me for my looks" or "I was thinking about quitting my job & becoming a trash collector". Just some random shit off the top of my head.

I said this yesterday the only way to fail a shit test is to give her a serious answer.

TheRedPillMonkey · 2017-12-09T23:14:37+00:00

If she's shit testing you that way, then escalate by treating it like she's a hooker and you're her pimp. Ask her if she's making daddy the big dollars. "You better earn for Daddy".

Just because she has the money doesn't mean she wants to be in control of the relationship. You could take control of the finances.

evanalmighty19 · 2017-12-10T01:09:57+00:00

Nawh babe that's what I have you for ;)

Zanford · 2017-12-09T21:37:26+00:00

She wants it to sting. That is precisely the purpose of a shit test. You simply have to not care.

The worst thing you can do is allow the sting to be visible. If it doesn't seem to sting, she will quit doing it.

How to deal with it

Inner confidence. Learn to be happy with your level of wealth, and other things about yourself like your fitness and game.
A&A / witty comebacks / etc. When she jokes about a big house, joke back "shit, think you could keep a bigger house clean? never woulda guessed"... then look at some messy pile of her shit or something. Your comebacks shouldn't be too nasty tho, or it will show that you are butthurt and that it got to you
Flat out ignore. Maybe give a vague nod, but suddenly act like you lose interest in the conversation and in her

TheDisillusionist · 2017-12-10T07:19:35+00:00

This isnt a woman thing. This is a life thing. Life will find whatever area you are inclined to be a whiney little bitch and you will sense friction there.

That said a lot of this will come from your woman if you are like most guys, because your woman will be your biggest area in which to be a hypersensitive bitch.

What happened here doesnt seem like a shit test yet, just her making a joke. But it will be the more she senses that it bothers you. Thats her job.

So the real question isnt why that mean ol' vagina hurts your feelers. The question is why this subject bothers you?

LordThunderbolt · 2017-12-09T23:53:30+00:00

That's not a shit test, that's a red flag. You can already tell she sees you as a meal ticket. She sees you as an instrument that will get her things that make her social status go up. I'd next her if I were you, but youre dumb and you're not me so you'll stick around.

88Will88 · 2017-12-10T00:16:55+00:00

This just proves a few red pill truths. Firstly that women want men to be more successful than them (hypergamy). It is part of her biology to expect you to do better than her and lead and provide. Secondly that feminism is a backwards ideology that makes women miserable. Rollo writes about the burden of performance and you are living it. Unfortunately for you, at a deep level she is disappointed with aspects of her life. No point getting worried about it, she is a doctor she will always earn more than you. No relationship is perfect, this is something you need to live with.

RandomTRPan0n · 2017-12-10T00:31:30+00:00

Assuming shes a normal person and not BPD, this may be a comfort test.

She may just be concerned that youll be able to take care of her with your meager means

mrpoopistan · 2017-12-10T05:23:54+00:00

says alot about me

That's the point of shit tests. They're a regular redundancy check on a woman's assessment of you. Just checking to see that your game is tight. Rattle the metal and see if any rust falls off.

Also, it's not "alot". It's "a lot". Don't butcher the language.

FTR, I'd have laughed loudly and said, "Bitch, I'm put you in a cage and keep you in squalor."

Title	Shit test (money joke) ?
Author	JonMan219
Upvotes	22
Comments	38
Date	December 9, 2017 9:11 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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