I am still trying to improve at passing shit tests even though I’m able to identify them without an issue. How did I handle this one?

-Me: “sends funny meme about Corona and Heineken” (It’s a Coronavirus meme going around.)

-Her: I just can’t imagine you drinking either one...!!!

-Me: I hope I don’t have to go down to that level after tasting how good champagne and cognac taste haha

What would you have done differently?